Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his weenie. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.
After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how you like-a your new parts?"
Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear...Arm good...long, strong...but Tarzan not crazy about new weenie... all day long, pickup weeds and stuff up Tarzan's butt."
Tarzan get transplants?
LOL! Not too bad!
Reply:that was sooo funny. Star for you
Reply:ha... oldie but a goodie
Reply:Just be thankful it wasn't a giraffe!
Reply:hahahahahahaha
wow i bet that flairs up the hemorrhoid's
what a new way to get your fiber
you get a star
Reply:am i the only person that thought this wasnt funny?
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