Dandelions
When I was still young
I often sided with the weeds;
watched their untamed life,
blow firm in the breeze;
stronger, but less appreciated
than your precious leaves.
I took my strolls along the matted grass
trampled by work-boots into the mud;
and followed your obligatory path,
Sunbathed to frothy suds.
And those dandelions I picked for you,
I always liked them better in seed.
Many were blown along the way,
blown away on childish need.
They were the promise indeed
that Spring had begun.
And those blocks of ice,
would melt away by the sun,
and that clearing in the yard
would allow me to see-
I tried to chase you one day,
call out your name,
but my voice fell flat
in the pouring rain.
I tripped and fell
and sobbed in vain.
But mother never scolded
my earthly stains.
Or yours.
Today I still pick dandelions,
because they're ample, they're free;
they are the life of your hated weeds,
And all of them curse your name.
What do you think of this poem?
I liked it all except where OR YOURS starts. Change the ending and you will have a good poem.
Reply:I liked the beginning, the middle was hard to grasp and the ending was a bit harsh, overall it was okay.I think the way you used some of your word together, that did not make much sense together.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Thoughts on this much appreciated?
Dandelions
When I was still young
I often sided with the weeds;
watched their untamed life,
blow firm in the breeze;
stronger, but less appreciated
than your precious leaves.
I took my strolls along the matted grass
trampled by work-boots into the mud;
and followed your obligatory path,
Sunbathed to frothy suds.
And those dandelions I picked for you,
I always liked them better in seed.
Many were blown along the way,
blown away on childish need.
They were the promise indeed
that Spring had begun.
And those blocks of ice,
would melt away by the sun,
and that clearing in the yard
would allow me to see-
I tried to chase you one day,
call out your name,
but my voice fell flat
in the pouring rain.
I tripped and fell
and sobbed in vain.
But mother never scolded
my earthly stains.
Or yours.
Today I still pick dandelions,
because they're ample, they're free;
they are the life of your hated weeds,
And all of them curse your name.
Thoughts on this much appreciated?
You've got some good stuff in here. I think you need to find some fresher language in places. Things like the first line do not engage the reader and you should think about the reader and getting their interest up so they want to read further. In some places you move a bit into abstraction (telling, not showing) and I think you just need to go back and rethink those lines or phrases. All in all, a good effort.
Reply:O why should the spirit of mortal be proud!
Like a fast flitting meteor, a fast flying cloud,
A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave --
He passes from life to his rest in the grave.
The leaves of the oak and the willows shall fade,
Be scattered around, and together be laid;
And the young and the old, and the low and the high,
Shall moulder to dust, and together shall lie.
The child that a mother attended and loved,
The mother that infant's affection that proved,
The husband that mother and infant that blest,
Each -- all are away to their dwelling of rest.
The maid on whose cheek, on whose brow, in whose eye,
Shone beauty and pleasure -- her triumphs are by:
And the memory of those that beloved her and praised,
Are alike from the minds of the living erased.
The hand of the king that the sceptre hath borne,
The brow of the priest that the mitre hath worn,
The eye of the sage, and the heart of the brave,
Are hidden and lost in the depths of the grave.
The peasant whose lot was to sow and to reap,
The herdsman who climbed with his goats to the steep,
The beggar that wandered in search of his bread,
Have faded away like the grass that we tread.
The saint that enjoyed the communion of Heaven,
The sinner that dared to remain unforgiven,
The wise and the foolish, the guilty and just,
Have quietly mingled their bones in the dust.
So the multitude goes -- like the flower and the weed
That wither away to let others succeed;
So the multitude comes -- even those we behold,
To repeat every tale that hath often been told.
For we are the same things that our fathers have been,
We see the same sights that our fathers have seen,
We drink the same stream, and we feel the same sun,
And we run the same course that our fathers have run.
The thoughts we are thinking our fathers would think,
From the death we are shrinking from they too would shrink,
To the life we are clinging to they too would cling --
But it speeds from the earth like a bird on the wing.
They loved -- but their story we cannot unfold;
They scorned -- but the heart of the haughty is cold;
They grieved -- but no wail from their slumbers may come;
They joyed -- but the voice of their gladness is dumb.
They died -- aye, they died! and we, things that are now,
Who walk on the turf that lies over their brow,
Who make in their dwellings a transient abode,
Meet the change they met on their pilgrimage road.
Yea, hope and despondence, and pleasure and pain,
Are mingled together like sunshine and rain;
And the smile and the tear, and the song and the dirge,
Still follow each other like surge upon surge.
'Tis the twink of an eye, 'tis the draught of a breath,
From the blossom of health to the paleness of death,
From the gilded saloon to the bier and the shroud --
O why should the spirit of mortal be proud!
When I was still young
I often sided with the weeds;
watched their untamed life,
blow firm in the breeze;
stronger, but less appreciated
than your precious leaves.
I took my strolls along the matted grass
trampled by work-boots into the mud;
and followed your obligatory path,
Sunbathed to frothy suds.
And those dandelions I picked for you,
I always liked them better in seed.
Many were blown along the way,
blown away on childish need.
They were the promise indeed
that Spring had begun.
And those blocks of ice,
would melt away by the sun,
and that clearing in the yard
would allow me to see-
I tried to chase you one day,
call out your name,
but my voice fell flat
in the pouring rain.
I tripped and fell
and sobbed in vain.
But mother never scolded
my earthly stains.
Or yours.
Today I still pick dandelions,
because they're ample, they're free;
they are the life of your hated weeds,
And all of them curse your name.
Thoughts on this much appreciated?
You've got some good stuff in here. I think you need to find some fresher language in places. Things like the first line do not engage the reader and you should think about the reader and getting their interest up so they want to read further. In some places you move a bit into abstraction (telling, not showing) and I think you just need to go back and rethink those lines or phrases. All in all, a good effort.
Reply:O why should the spirit of mortal be proud!
Like a fast flitting meteor, a fast flying cloud,
A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave --
He passes from life to his rest in the grave.
The leaves of the oak and the willows shall fade,
Be scattered around, and together be laid;
And the young and the old, and the low and the high,
Shall moulder to dust, and together shall lie.
The child that a mother attended and loved,
The mother that infant's affection that proved,
The husband that mother and infant that blest,
Each -- all are away to their dwelling of rest.
The maid on whose cheek, on whose brow, in whose eye,
Shone beauty and pleasure -- her triumphs are by:
And the memory of those that beloved her and praised,
Are alike from the minds of the living erased.
The hand of the king that the sceptre hath borne,
The brow of the priest that the mitre hath worn,
The eye of the sage, and the heart of the brave,
Are hidden and lost in the depths of the grave.
The peasant whose lot was to sow and to reap,
The herdsman who climbed with his goats to the steep,
The beggar that wandered in search of his bread,
Have faded away like the grass that we tread.
The saint that enjoyed the communion of Heaven,
The sinner that dared to remain unforgiven,
The wise and the foolish, the guilty and just,
Have quietly mingled their bones in the dust.
So the multitude goes -- like the flower and the weed
That wither away to let others succeed;
So the multitude comes -- even those we behold,
To repeat every tale that hath often been told.
For we are the same things that our fathers have been,
We see the same sights that our fathers have seen,
We drink the same stream, and we feel the same sun,
And we run the same course that our fathers have run.
The thoughts we are thinking our fathers would think,
From the death we are shrinking from they too would shrink,
To the life we are clinging to they too would cling --
But it speeds from the earth like a bird on the wing.
They loved -- but their story we cannot unfold;
They scorned -- but the heart of the haughty is cold;
They grieved -- but no wail from their slumbers may come;
They joyed -- but the voice of their gladness is dumb.
They died -- aye, they died! and we, things that are now,
Who walk on the turf that lies over their brow,
Who make in their dwellings a transient abode,
Meet the change they met on their pilgrimage road.
Yea, hope and despondence, and pleasure and pain,
Are mingled together like sunshine and rain;
And the smile and the tear, and the song and the dirge,
Still follow each other like surge upon surge.
'Tis the twink of an eye, 'tis the draught of a breath,
From the blossom of health to the paleness of death,
From the gilded saloon to the bier and the shroud --
O why should the spirit of mortal be proud!
DO YOU SPEAk SPANISH? I NEED HELP?
DIME DE QUé CREES QUE SE TRATA ESTE TEXTO
(no traducir)
Sat beside the meadow
Watching weeds agrow
Cleaned up all the ashes
Of my soul
Wrote down my own sentence
Now you take your way
Fades the last remembrance
Of your lovely pretty face
I, after all,
Just a lonely man - a lonely heart! Working on the future
Floating on fate
Faced the circunstances
Cleared up the shades, so
Make believe
There's no sorrow in your eyes
Can't you see
We could never get back from the start
Minutes waiting, life's been wasted
... maybe I wanna die some other day
Hear the whispers of your hope
The answer wasn't told
No, don't laugh seeing me cry
The end I've left behind
(... the whispers of your hope are left behind!)
Make believe
There's no sorrow in your eyes
Can't you see
We could never get back from the start
Minutes waiting, life's been wasted
And I've tried,
Maybe you deny
Words of peace
For the future of our lives
bring to me
something else than a broken heart?
i won't wait till
my life is wasted
DO YOU SPEAk SPANISH? I NEED HELP?
What is the question? You sound like you know English well.
Reply:Sentado al lado de la pradera que Mira agrow de hierbas Limpió todas las cenizas De mi alma
Anotó mi propia oración Ahora usted toma su manera Desti?e el último recuerdo De su cara bonita encantadora
?Yo, a fin de cuentas, Apenas un hombre solitario - un corazón solitario! Trabajar en el futuro que Flota en
el destino Encaró el circunstances Aclaró las sombras, tan
?La marca no cree no hay pena en sus ojos Puede usted ve Nosotros nunca podríamos volver de los Minutos del
comienzo que esperan, la vida fue malgastadas... quizá yo wanna muere algún otro día Oye los cuchicheos de su
esperanza que La respuesta no se dijo no, no se ríen verme lloro El fin que he dejado atrás (... los
cuchicheos de su esperanza se dejan atrás!)
La marca no cree no hay pena en sus ojos Puede usted ve Nosotros nunca podríamos volver de los Minutos del
comienzo que esperan, la vida fue malgastadas
Y he tratado, Quizá usted niega Palabras de la paz Para el futuro de nuestro vive trae a mí algo más que un
heart? roto que yo no esperaré hasta mi vida se malgasta
Reply:Yes...I speak Spanish.
what do you need help with?
That is in English though...
But it's pretty good.
Reply:nope
Reply:Se trata de un amor que terminó. El (o ella) se trata de convencer a sí mismo de que no hay forma de regresar y que no debe desperdiciar su vida llorando ese amor.
Oye. ?Qué estúpida la gente aquí! Nadie te entendió.
Here's a little phrase in English, so I don't get reported.
Reply:No. No need . I'm an American.
Reply:What exactly do you need help with? Do you want the title translated or do you want the song put into Spanish?
(no traducir)
Sat beside the meadow
Watching weeds agrow
Cleaned up all the ashes
Of my soul
Wrote down my own sentence
Now you take your way
Fades the last remembrance
Of your lovely pretty face
I, after all,
Just a lonely man - a lonely heart! Working on the future
Floating on fate
Faced the circunstances
Cleared up the shades, so
Make believe
There's no sorrow in your eyes
Can't you see
We could never get back from the start
Minutes waiting, life's been wasted
... maybe I wanna die some other day
Hear the whispers of your hope
The answer wasn't told
No, don't laugh seeing me cry
The end I've left behind
(... the whispers of your hope are left behind!)
Make believe
There's no sorrow in your eyes
Can't you see
We could never get back from the start
Minutes waiting, life's been wasted
And I've tried,
Maybe you deny
Words of peace
For the future of our lives
bring to me
something else than a broken heart?
i won't wait till
my life is wasted
DO YOU SPEAk SPANISH? I NEED HELP?
What is the question? You sound like you know English well.
Reply:Sentado al lado de la pradera que Mira agrow de hierbas Limpió todas las cenizas De mi alma
Anotó mi propia oración Ahora usted toma su manera Desti?e el último recuerdo De su cara bonita encantadora
?Yo, a fin de cuentas, Apenas un hombre solitario - un corazón solitario! Trabajar en el futuro que Flota en
el destino Encaró el circunstances Aclaró las sombras, tan
?La marca no cree no hay pena en sus ojos Puede usted ve Nosotros nunca podríamos volver de los Minutos del
comienzo que esperan, la vida fue malgastadas... quizá yo wanna muere algún otro día Oye los cuchicheos de su
esperanza que La respuesta no se dijo no, no se ríen verme lloro El fin que he dejado atrás (... los
cuchicheos de su esperanza se dejan atrás!)
La marca no cree no hay pena en sus ojos Puede usted ve Nosotros nunca podríamos volver de los Minutos del
comienzo que esperan, la vida fue malgastadas
Y he tratado, Quizá usted niega Palabras de la paz Para el futuro de nuestro vive trae a mí algo más que un
heart? roto que yo no esperaré hasta mi vida se malgasta
Reply:Yes...I speak Spanish.
what do you need help with?
That is in English though...
But it's pretty good.
Reply:nope
Reply:Se trata de un amor que terminó. El (o ella) se trata de convencer a sí mismo de que no hay forma de regresar y que no debe desperdiciar su vida llorando ese amor.
Oye. ?Qué estúpida la gente aquí! Nadie te entendió.
Here's a little phrase in English, so I don't get reported.
Reply:No. No need . I'm an American.
Reply:What exactly do you need help with? Do you want the title translated or do you want the song put into Spanish?
Webkinz question...........?
You know on the home page of www.webkinz.com
it says
"Nafaria has played a springtime trick! The gardens in Webkinz World have been overrun by weeds. But a special team of gardeners is being dispatched to make the crops grow back in record time!"
well, does it mean after they finish making the gardens better, the stuff in your garden will be removed?
Before this warning, it said it would be restored once its completed.
Help and make it clearer for me?
Webkinz question...........?
This means that everybody on webkinz didn't garden very much, so "Nafaria" decides to play a springtme trick. Webkinz then sends some "gardeners" to clear everybody's weeds. Now everybody's gardens are ready to be harvested!
Reply:no there gonna make your plants ready to harvest
Reply:Go to the Webkinz page. It says this now - Nafaria's spell has been broken! All gardens are ready to harvest!
I have no clue who Nafaria is, but it's okay now!
Reply:It means that almost everyone has forgot to garden,and everyones gardens have been weeds lately. So, Ganz has "sent" a special team of "gardeners' to magically make EVERYONES garden,grow back just like new. Now,Nafaria's spell has been broken,and everyones gardens are ready to harvest.=) I hope I helped! Add me,unicorn745.
Reply:It means that the things overran the garden but know they gave the garden back and all the plants are ready to harvest!
Reply:today that message changed now it says Nafarias spell has broken all gardens r ready 2 harvest or somthing like that but all im sayin is all gardens r ready 2 harvest i just harvested mine
PLEASEadd me im Emma0202. PLEASE
Reply:sorry but i don't know what that means but if u go to webkinz now it says "nafarias spell has been broken, and then something else that i can't remember. but it means that everything is okay now.
martial arts shoes
it says
"Nafaria has played a springtime trick! The gardens in Webkinz World have been overrun by weeds. But a special team of gardeners is being dispatched to make the crops grow back in record time!"
well, does it mean after they finish making the gardens better, the stuff in your garden will be removed?
Before this warning, it said it would be restored once its completed.
Help and make it clearer for me?
Webkinz question...........?
This means that everybody on webkinz didn't garden very much, so "Nafaria" decides to play a springtme trick. Webkinz then sends some "gardeners" to clear everybody's weeds. Now everybody's gardens are ready to be harvested!
Reply:no there gonna make your plants ready to harvest
Reply:Go to the Webkinz page. It says this now - Nafaria's spell has been broken! All gardens are ready to harvest!
I have no clue who Nafaria is, but it's okay now!
Reply:It means that almost everyone has forgot to garden,and everyones gardens have been weeds lately. So, Ganz has "sent" a special team of "gardeners' to magically make EVERYONES garden,grow back just like new. Now,Nafaria's spell has been broken,and everyones gardens are ready to harvest.=) I hope I helped! Add me,unicorn745.
Reply:It means that the things overran the garden but know they gave the garden back and all the plants are ready to harvest!
Reply:today that message changed now it says Nafarias spell has broken all gardens r ready 2 harvest or somthing like that but all im sayin is all gardens r ready 2 harvest i just harvested mine
PLEASEadd me im Emma0202. PLEASE
Reply:sorry but i don't know what that means but if u go to webkinz now it says "nafarias spell has been broken, and then something else that i can't remember. but it means that everything is okay now.
martial arts shoes
Will I Get Expelled?
Ok so I was searched yesterday in school and they found a two inch rolled blunt with weed in it and a small container with about 3 oz of vodka in it.
As of now I got 10 days out of school suspension with a recommendation for expulsion. The meeting to determine my expulsion will take place this Tuesday and I was wondering if I even have a minuscule chance of not getting expelled? I have about a 3.0 GPA and take mostly honors classes. I also do extremely well on state tests. I've always been in the upper 93-99% percentile for NRTs. I also got 5s (the highest score possible) every year 90% of the time on a Florida test called the FCAT.
I've never been a discipline problem at school, this entire year all I got was 2 detentions for cell phone violations. I did get arrested once before for a trespassing charge but I got that charge cleared up with teen court.
I know I've screwed up on a colossal scale and probably ruined my future but I'd appreciate any input for my situation, thanks.
Will I Get Expelled?
yeah!
Reply:probably u wont, with such high grades, the might want to keep u cuz of this
Reply:DUDE u just destroyed your life u'll never get int college wih that record
Reply:totally!!!
Reply:First off, I live in Florida, so don't listen to the other idiots, I know exactally how our school system likes to have us bend over.
As for your question, yes sir, you're gonna get expelled, and shipped off to a secondary school.
I'd start crying now if I were you.
Reply:I doubt you'll get expelled. You sound kinda like me, but I've never been caught. You seem to be a good student for the most part, and they'll recognize it. Good luck :)
Reply:Yews you will and you wont go to college either your a stupid kid
Reply:BLAG IT! blame it on someone you hate! they framed you :)
Reply:ummm yes yes u very likely taht u wll b. y were u searched in the first place
Reply:uhh i thot the highest was 4? well 4+
Reply:seriously what is wrong with you if you don't stop acting tough and acting like you are from the "hood" im going to see you at mcdonalds serving me some chicken patty's or something ...and yes you can be expelled
Reply:What state are you in??
Are you allowed to go to this meeting? Are you a habitual pot smoker or was this a one time thing? Would you be willing to take a hair drug test to prove that you're not a habitual smoker?? What grade are you in?
Just looking for a little more background information.
Either way, good luck!
~~Lisa
Reply:Grades don't matter at all.. If you had to illegal subtances on you.. That is an expulsion violation.. Im sorry.
Reply:depends if the person deciding on it like you or not. if they like you youve got a chance but if the persond hates you id say you have absolutley no chance.
Reply:if the weed and vodka was yours? then there is absolutely no chance of you not getting suspended
but expelled? they might send you to a temporary school for
a while then you can go back.
but if it was yours. then yes you can probably get expelled
but theres a chance you can still go to that school after
your punishment
Reply:wow all those scores arent going to get you far with a premanent record pal!
I dont know how exactly your school works but it might help to promise not to screw up anymore any offer to undergo random drug tests and like go to rehab or something.
honestly i dont mean to sound so mean but you need to get your act together.
good luck, really.
Reply:I'm thinking thta no matter how "good" you were before nothing can keep you from getting in HUGE trouble for having drugs at school!!!!!!! I'm thinking, yes! Sorry!
Reply:Somepeople i know at my school were caught with more weed than that and thay did not get expeled so i think your safe
Reply:well, sounds like u have done much bad things, maybe. MAYBE, theyll expel u, cause u have done so many things but, maybe they can forgive you or something.. gudluck to u..
Reply:I'm Sorry but that is lucky if that is all you get you would go to jail of juvi.
Reply:You just gotta hope that they are understanding.
Reply:maybe..well you say you do good in school and all..but still weed is weed..and vodka is vodka. Hmm this is hard. I don't think you will..but you kinda ****** up your school record.
good luck hope you learned form this
Reply:sorry to say it but, yeah...ur probably gonna get expelled....start fresh at ur next school and dont do anything like that again
Reply:I would say that there is a chance you could get expelled but since this is your first time getting caught with it then it shouldn't be as bad as getting expelled.
Maybe you could offer to do community service or something like that instead of getting expelled.
Your high grades will help you out.
like i said..just try to compromise with them. say you will get suspended, do community service, and maybe join some clubs or something at school ( they say by joining clubs you stay out of trouble but idk).
hope i helped : ]
Reply:your a druggie who deserves expulsion and your gonna get it! you did ruin your entire future!!
Reply:Hate to say but a friend of mine was a great student also but they found weed in his locker...he was expelled. But there still may be a small amount of hope since it may be different for my county and yours...good luck but why are smoking anyway? Please stop! I promise you, I've seen some of my closet friends get hurt because of it. i'll pray for you=). hope this helped...
Reply:I Wouldn't Expel You Just Cuz You Found It Doesn't Mean Its Yours And If You Take Alot Of Honors Stuff Then You Shouldn't Be Expelled And Also If You Do Extremely Well On Stuff Then No The Probably Won't Expel You
Reply:mayB not cuz dude u got high score, dang. but no i dont think they gonna take u out, u got like a blessed mind. but y did u have all those things. forget drugs, but if it's bout $ then HIDE IT BETTER, Yo cmon. any way u gotta learn from ur mistakes or my daddy gonna come to yo house wit his belt, jk. so again i dont think so, GOOD LUCK. and uhh stay strong!
Reply:i hate to break it to you, but i think you have a pretty good chance of getting expelled....even though your grades and test scores are good, i doubt that the people will look at that...i think that because of the drugs you will get expelled because drugs are one of the largest offenses...in all honesty i would be really surprised if you didnt get expelled....im sorry, but i think that that is what's gonna happen
Reply:Whether you're expelled or not, you'll be fine. If you don't get credit, just take a GED and score out with honors, (like I did) 'cause all the questions are like sixth-grade level :|
Colleges will accept you, even if you didn't graduate through school. Although it looks better if you do, it's still at the discretion of some people at the college, so if you're going for an Ivy League school or something, you may want to do your best to explain your circumstances... Just be careful from now on, ok?
Say no to drugs, guys ;-)
As of now I got 10 days out of school suspension with a recommendation for expulsion. The meeting to determine my expulsion will take place this Tuesday and I was wondering if I even have a minuscule chance of not getting expelled? I have about a 3.0 GPA and take mostly honors classes. I also do extremely well on state tests. I've always been in the upper 93-99% percentile for NRTs. I also got 5s (the highest score possible) every year 90% of the time on a Florida test called the FCAT.
I've never been a discipline problem at school, this entire year all I got was 2 detentions for cell phone violations. I did get arrested once before for a trespassing charge but I got that charge cleared up with teen court.
I know I've screwed up on a colossal scale and probably ruined my future but I'd appreciate any input for my situation, thanks.
Will I Get Expelled?
yeah!
Reply:probably u wont, with such high grades, the might want to keep u cuz of this
Reply:DUDE u just destroyed your life u'll never get int college wih that record
Reply:totally!!!
Reply:First off, I live in Florida, so don't listen to the other idiots, I know exactally how our school system likes to have us bend over.
As for your question, yes sir, you're gonna get expelled, and shipped off to a secondary school.
I'd start crying now if I were you.
Reply:I doubt you'll get expelled. You sound kinda like me, but I've never been caught. You seem to be a good student for the most part, and they'll recognize it. Good luck :)
Reply:Yews you will and you wont go to college either your a stupid kid
Reply:BLAG IT! blame it on someone you hate! they framed you :)
Reply:ummm yes yes u very likely taht u wll b. y were u searched in the first place
Reply:uhh i thot the highest was 4? well 4+
Reply:seriously what is wrong with you if you don't stop acting tough and acting like you are from the "hood" im going to see you at mcdonalds serving me some chicken patty's or something ...and yes you can be expelled
Reply:What state are you in??
Are you allowed to go to this meeting? Are you a habitual pot smoker or was this a one time thing? Would you be willing to take a hair drug test to prove that you're not a habitual smoker?? What grade are you in?
Just looking for a little more background information.
Either way, good luck!
~~Lisa
Reply:Grades don't matter at all.. If you had to illegal subtances on you.. That is an expulsion violation.. Im sorry.
Reply:depends if the person deciding on it like you or not. if they like you youve got a chance but if the persond hates you id say you have absolutley no chance.
Reply:if the weed and vodka was yours? then there is absolutely no chance of you not getting suspended
but expelled? they might send you to a temporary school for
a while then you can go back.
but if it was yours. then yes you can probably get expelled
but theres a chance you can still go to that school after
your punishment
Reply:wow all those scores arent going to get you far with a premanent record pal!
I dont know how exactly your school works but it might help to promise not to screw up anymore any offer to undergo random drug tests and like go to rehab or something.
honestly i dont mean to sound so mean but you need to get your act together.
good luck, really.
Reply:I'm thinking thta no matter how "good" you were before nothing can keep you from getting in HUGE trouble for having drugs at school!!!!!!! I'm thinking, yes! Sorry!
Reply:Somepeople i know at my school were caught with more weed than that and thay did not get expeled so i think your safe
Reply:well, sounds like u have done much bad things, maybe. MAYBE, theyll expel u, cause u have done so many things but, maybe they can forgive you or something.. gudluck to u..
Reply:I'm Sorry but that is lucky if that is all you get you would go to jail of juvi.
Reply:You just gotta hope that they are understanding.
Reply:maybe..well you say you do good in school and all..but still weed is weed..and vodka is vodka. Hmm this is hard. I don't think you will..but you kinda ****** up your school record.
good luck hope you learned form this
Reply:sorry to say it but, yeah...ur probably gonna get expelled....start fresh at ur next school and dont do anything like that again
Reply:I would say that there is a chance you could get expelled but since this is your first time getting caught with it then it shouldn't be as bad as getting expelled.
Maybe you could offer to do community service or something like that instead of getting expelled.
Your high grades will help you out.
like i said..just try to compromise with them. say you will get suspended, do community service, and maybe join some clubs or something at school ( they say by joining clubs you stay out of trouble but idk).
hope i helped : ]
Reply:your a druggie who deserves expulsion and your gonna get it! you did ruin your entire future!!
Reply:Hate to say but a friend of mine was a great student also but they found weed in his locker...he was expelled. But there still may be a small amount of hope since it may be different for my county and yours...good luck but why are smoking anyway? Please stop! I promise you, I've seen some of my closet friends get hurt because of it. i'll pray for you=). hope this helped...
Reply:I Wouldn't Expel You Just Cuz You Found It Doesn't Mean Its Yours And If You Take Alot Of Honors Stuff Then You Shouldn't Be Expelled And Also If You Do Extremely Well On Stuff Then No The Probably Won't Expel You
Reply:mayB not cuz dude u got high score, dang. but no i dont think they gonna take u out, u got like a blessed mind. but y did u have all those things. forget drugs, but if it's bout $ then HIDE IT BETTER, Yo cmon. any way u gotta learn from ur mistakes or my daddy gonna come to yo house wit his belt, jk. so again i dont think so, GOOD LUCK. and uhh stay strong!
Reply:i hate to break it to you, but i think you have a pretty good chance of getting expelled....even though your grades and test scores are good, i doubt that the people will look at that...i think that because of the drugs you will get expelled because drugs are one of the largest offenses...in all honesty i would be really surprised if you didnt get expelled....im sorry, but i think that that is what's gonna happen
Reply:Whether you're expelled or not, you'll be fine. If you don't get credit, just take a GED and score out with honors, (like I did) 'cause all the questions are like sixth-grade level :|
Colleges will accept you, even if you didn't graduate through school. Although it looks better if you do, it's still at the discretion of some people at the college, so if you're going for an Ivy League school or something, you may want to do your best to explain your circumstances... Just be careful from now on, ok?
Say no to drugs, guys ;-)
English James Stephens?
find 5 examples of alliteration %26amp; 3 of assonance
AND then I pressed the shell
Close to my ear
And listened well,
And straightway like a bell
Came low and clear
The slow, sad murmur of the distant seas,
Whipped by an icy breeze
Upon a shore
Wind-swept and desolate.
It was a sunless strand that never bore 1
The footprint of a man
Nor felt the weight
Since time began
Of any human quality or stir
Save what the dreary winds and waves incur.
And in the hush of waters was the sound
Of pebbles rolling round,
For ever rolling with a hollow sound.
And bubbling sea-weeds as the waters go
Swish to and fro
Their long, cold tentacles of slimy grey
There was no day,
Nor ever came a night
Setting the stars alight
To wonder at the moon
Was twilight only and the frightened croon
Smitten to whimpers, of the dreary wind
And waves that journeyed blind—
And then I loosed my ear ... O, it was sweet
To hear a cart go jolting down the street
English James Stephens?
This is YOUR homework assignment. I will HELP you by supplying these definitions so you can do your work:
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AND then I pressed the shell
Close to my ear
And listened well,
And straightway like a bell
Came low and clear
The slow, sad murmur of the distant seas,
Whipped by an icy breeze
Upon a shore
Wind-swept and desolate.
It was a sunless strand that never bore 1
The footprint of a man
Nor felt the weight
Since time began
Of any human quality or stir
Save what the dreary winds and waves incur.
And in the hush of waters was the sound
Of pebbles rolling round,
For ever rolling with a hollow sound.
And bubbling sea-weeds as the waters go
Swish to and fro
Their long, cold tentacles of slimy grey
There was no day,
Nor ever came a night
Setting the stars alight
To wonder at the moon
Was twilight only and the frightened croon
Smitten to whimpers, of the dreary wind
And waves that journeyed blind—
And then I loosed my ear ... O, it was sweet
To hear a cart go jolting down the street
English James Stephens?
This is YOUR homework assignment. I will HELP you by supplying these definitions so you can do your work:
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_term...
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_term...
American idol is rigged?
RePosted From Idol...
Topic: American Idol Rigged. Facts inside. We do not decide.
Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2008, 3:16 PM
Be prepared. This is long, but true and good.
American Idol is RIGGED, if you guys haven't figured it out already, LOL.
Our voting does absolutely nothing. American Idol decides who wins and who goes home, regardless of how many votes a person got. Here's a snippet from an article: "Howard Stern had a source who claimed to be backstage and saw them editing Lakisha’s video around week seven. This tipster had e-mailed the Howard Stern show to tell them that he knew, for a fact, that Lakisha would be the next voted off. After she was voted off, the show began their own investigation and discovered that Lakisha’s plane ticket was purchased before she was even voted out - and was the only one with travel arrangements. And even more shocking, the e-mail received was time-stamped before voting opened and before any of the contestants even performed! Yes, there's more! Camera crews were dispatched to all of the families homes, but the one sent to Flint Michigan was substantially larger. Fox would not return calls." They decide who's leaving the show before votes even happen. "Here's how it works: a few months ago, a friend of mine journeyed to New Orleans to try out for the show. He's a pretty darned talented pop R%26amp;B singer, and he stood in line along with the other several thousand singers waiting for a shot at "stardom". After waiting in line forever, he was ushered into a huge room filled with tables and judges......but not a Randy, Paula, or Simon in sight. The contestants were herded in like cattle, where a bunch of "pre-judges" weeded them out in record time. My friend was cut in round one, but what he told me was interesting, to say the least. Every contestant goes through THREE rounds of judging BEFORE the "real" judges even get ahold of them. While he watched, several great singers were rejected in round one....while the worst ones were told how great they were, and sent on to the next round. When the (as he described it) "gay yodeling cowboy" made it through while the best of the best were rejected, it became clear that there were TWO competitions going on here. One was for the next American Idol, and the other was for the next William Hung. According to this contestant, "It's not a talent competition, it's a casting call. They're looking for the people who will be the most interesting on television, not the best singers in America." So, those contestants who are the "worst of the worst" are set up by the judges. They survive three rounds of "pre-judging", where they are told how good they are, and then, finally, they get their big chance.....a shot at appearing in front of the Three Stooges Judging Panel of Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. It's a setup from the start, but you won't hear that from Fox King Rupert Murdoch or the producers of the show. Think about it....you audition, and incredibly, make it past round one, then round two, and praise the Lord!, you even make it past the all-important third round. But then, something strange happens. After you've been told by three panels of judges that you're good enough to finally appear in front of Randypaulasimon (with the TV cameras rolling, no less!), you break into your song, only to have all three judges laugh out loud at you, and to have Simon say something like "Do you have a singing teacher? Do you have an attorney? You should call your attorney and sue your singing teacher. That was horrrrrible" You've been set up to be ridiculed on national TV, AFTER you've been pumped up by three other sets of judges. It's cruelty TV at it's highest level."
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American idol is rigged?
I think so because in season 4- i think- in my grandma's office everyone was calling and voting for Bo to win but every line was busy all night but when they called for Carrie there were a lot of available lines but the next day Carrie won
Reply:Well, last season, do you really think Sanjaya went from number one to being voted out in one week?
Reply:Do you really think anyone is going to read all that?
It is not rigged.
Reply:it probly is rigged especially last year becuase if it was real jordin sparks wouldnt have won and that little 9 year old fag sangaya malakar wouldnt even had made it on the show at all
Reply:woah.....
Topic: American Idol Rigged. Facts inside. We do not decide.
Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2008, 3:16 PM
Be prepared. This is long, but true and good.
American Idol is RIGGED, if you guys haven't figured it out already, LOL.
Our voting does absolutely nothing. American Idol decides who wins and who goes home, regardless of how many votes a person got. Here's a snippet from an article: "Howard Stern had a source who claimed to be backstage and saw them editing Lakisha’s video around week seven. This tipster had e-mailed the Howard Stern show to tell them that he knew, for a fact, that Lakisha would be the next voted off. After she was voted off, the show began their own investigation and discovered that Lakisha’s plane ticket was purchased before she was even voted out - and was the only one with travel arrangements. And even more shocking, the e-mail received was time-stamped before voting opened and before any of the contestants even performed! Yes, there's more! Camera crews were dispatched to all of the families homes, but the one sent to Flint Michigan was substantially larger. Fox would not return calls." They decide who's leaving the show before votes even happen. "Here's how it works: a few months ago, a friend of mine journeyed to New Orleans to try out for the show. He's a pretty darned talented pop R%26amp;B singer, and he stood in line along with the other several thousand singers waiting for a shot at "stardom". After waiting in line forever, he was ushered into a huge room filled with tables and judges......but not a Randy, Paula, or Simon in sight. The contestants were herded in like cattle, where a bunch of "pre-judges" weeded them out in record time. My friend was cut in round one, but what he told me was interesting, to say the least. Every contestant goes through THREE rounds of judging BEFORE the "real" judges even get ahold of them. While he watched, several great singers were rejected in round one....while the worst ones were told how great they were, and sent on to the next round. When the (as he described it) "gay yodeling cowboy" made it through while the best of the best were rejected, it became clear that there were TWO competitions going on here. One was for the next American Idol, and the other was for the next William Hung. According to this contestant, "It's not a talent competition, it's a casting call. They're looking for the people who will be the most interesting on television, not the best singers in America." So, those contestants who are the "worst of the worst" are set up by the judges. They survive three rounds of "pre-judging", where they are told how good they are, and then, finally, they get their big chance.....a shot at appearing in front of the Three Stooges Judging Panel of Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. It's a setup from the start, but you won't hear that from Fox King Rupert Murdoch or the producers of the show. Think about it....you audition, and incredibly, make it past round one, then round two, and praise the Lord!, you even make it past the all-important third round. But then, something strange happens. After you've been told by three panels of judges that you're good enough to finally appear in front of Randypaulasimon (with the TV cameras rolling, no less!), you break into your song, only to have all three judges laugh out loud at you, and to have Simon say something like "Do you have a singing teacher? Do you have an attorney? You should call your attorney and sue your singing teacher. That was horrrrrible" You've been set up to be ridiculed on national TV, AFTER you've been pumped up by three other sets of judges. It's cruelty TV at it's highest level."
Pass This On!
American idol is rigged?
I think so because in season 4- i think- in my grandma's office everyone was calling and voting for Bo to win but every line was busy all night but when they called for Carrie there were a lot of available lines but the next day Carrie won
Reply:Well, last season, do you really think Sanjaya went from number one to being voted out in one week?
Reply:Do you really think anyone is going to read all that?
It is not rigged.
Reply:it probly is rigged especially last year becuase if it was real jordin sparks wouldnt have won and that little 9 year old fag sangaya malakar wouldnt even had made it on the show at all
Reply:woah.....
Why do people have so much of a problem with marijuana?
Its been proven that smoking weed won't lead to hard drugs... juste put u in touch with people who might be able to get harder drugs. It gets burnt plant bits in your lungs, but its a bronchial diolator, so it clears it out. Its never been linked to cancer or death. It has more tar than cigarettes, but no radiation so it doesn't stick around in your lungs. Doesn't effect any organs but you lungs. It makes you feel good.
The only downside is it makes you sleepy and hungry/thirsty. It seems that everyone who puts up drug info online has only done the freshmen year seminar on drugs.
And further more I've been smoking since i was 13 (decided to on my own) I'm 16 now a straight B student and still love chilling out and playing sports. Plus I haven't built up a tolerence. But i will admit that I'm psycologically addicted (kinda like I am to chocolate and money) :P
But I'm ranting so... why do people hate pot?
Why do people have so much of a problem with marijuana?
Because, for now, it's illegal. God put it on this earth for medicinal purposes, but humans tend to abuse anything that can be abused.
Reply:To buy pot you go to a dealer....if he has no pot then you are open to persuasion of something stronger...
Reply:The age that a person starts a substance usually determines how lethal it is .Do not justify by comparing to cigarettes . Drug abusers should be Quarantined as it is an infectious plague.(for life)
leather slippers
The only downside is it makes you sleepy and hungry/thirsty. It seems that everyone who puts up drug info online has only done the freshmen year seminar on drugs.
And further more I've been smoking since i was 13 (decided to on my own) I'm 16 now a straight B student and still love chilling out and playing sports. Plus I haven't built up a tolerence. But i will admit that I'm psycologically addicted (kinda like I am to chocolate and money) :P
But I'm ranting so... why do people hate pot?
Why do people have so much of a problem with marijuana?
Because, for now, it's illegal. God put it on this earth for medicinal purposes, but humans tend to abuse anything that can be abused.
Reply:To buy pot you go to a dealer....if he has no pot then you are open to persuasion of something stronger...
Reply:The age that a person starts a substance usually determines how lethal it is .Do not justify by comparing to cigarettes . Drug abusers should be Quarantined as it is an infectious plague.(for life)
leather slippers
What do you think of my poem, "Shipwreck" Part 2?
Five fathoms down, in softly waving streams,
the sea becomes a lucid green twilight
which filters out the morning's brightest beams
and dapple lights the weeds and halophytes.
Ten fathoms more it cruel and hostile seems,
now freezing cold and black as anthracite.
With silken thud and coils of falling wire
on seabed soft the sphere is brought to rest
just yards behind the ghostly ship from Tyre
by emperor and vestal virgins blessed.
A switch is pushed to energise the sphere
and light flows out across the shipwreck site
as snaking eels and creeping things appear
and manta rays in slow and graceful flight.
They move away and bring to view so clear
some bars of gold and jewels shining bright.
But far above in dawn's pellucid hue
the cormorant now swings away with grace;
a pagan curse forever holding true,
that modern ship is lost without a trace.
What do you think of my poem, "Shipwreck" Part 2?
This poem is resplendent with color. The images of sea creatures swimming around the wreck and of the lost treasure are inspired. I hope you'll continue to stimulate our minds and our hearts with your work.
Reply:Enjoyable, you use words well, poet!
'A pagan curse forever holding true...'
Smiling!
the sea becomes a lucid green twilight
which filters out the morning's brightest beams
and dapple lights the weeds and halophytes.
Ten fathoms more it cruel and hostile seems,
now freezing cold and black as anthracite.
With silken thud and coils of falling wire
on seabed soft the sphere is brought to rest
just yards behind the ghostly ship from Tyre
by emperor and vestal virgins blessed.
A switch is pushed to energise the sphere
and light flows out across the shipwreck site
as snaking eels and creeping things appear
and manta rays in slow and graceful flight.
They move away and bring to view so clear
some bars of gold and jewels shining bright.
But far above in dawn's pellucid hue
the cormorant now swings away with grace;
a pagan curse forever holding true,
that modern ship is lost without a trace.
What do you think of my poem, "Shipwreck" Part 2?
This poem is resplendent with color. The images of sea creatures swimming around the wreck and of the lost treasure are inspired. I hope you'll continue to stimulate our minds and our hearts with your work.
Reply:Enjoyable, you use words well, poet!
'A pagan curse forever holding true...'
Smiling!
Global Warming: We all must do our part. Have you?
Everyday, when I wake up, I look outside. I love the outdoors. But then, I think of what it will look like 30 years later. Will it stilll be the same?? Will the sky still be sunny and bright?? Will the ground still be able to produce flowers, weeds and trees?? Will the great mountains out west still be towering over us? Sadly, the answer to most of these delicate questions is no.
We have to do something!! Stop idiling your car! Recycle! Reuse! Turn off unnecessary things that are using up precious electricity! Wear an extra layer instead of cranking up the heat! Have shorter showers. Walk to some places instead of driving or the next car you buy-try and get a power efficient one. Use better lightbulbs.
If we all work together we can all end global warming! Don't you want your childrens' childrens' childrens' children to enjoy the same breathtaking views, clear blue water and uncharted islands as we all do now?! Please do your part. If a 15 year old can, then so can you.
Global Warming: We all must do our part. Have you?
I walk or ride my mountain bike everywhere. Switched to high efficiency light bulbs.:)
Reply:So to save the mountains from crumbling, I must do my part.
Sorry, but stopping the powers of plate tectonics is a task beyond the powers of even myself.
Reply:Every day I drive to work,eat fast food and in general fart enough methane to pump up the planet a billionth of a degree, I am helping keep everyone nice and warm. I pay my taxes to keep everything going as is. Peace
Reply:I've got news for you. The UN Report, which you obviously haven't read, says GW is going to be around for hundreds of years no matter what we do or don't do. So if we all do these symbolic things you talk about, we will merely make ourselves miserable for nothing. Think about that when you see how much jet fuel and electricity is used in next years political conventions.
Reply:i use bicycles and do plantation 4 dat.
Reply:Global Warming Man made is a political Gimmick. It's fake I can't believe you actually believe in it. But global warming it self is real. Every 1500 years or so the earth warms up alot, it's natural.
But man Global warming is just a gimmick.That's weird how where I live it's been the coldest it's ever been.
Reply:I take the metro... last time ive been in a car was like 3 months ago.
My parents have begun switching to those white lightbulbs that last a long time...
The thing is, our household uses up TOO much electricity, I mean seriously, we have 4 computers, 3 air conditioners, 2 TVs for like a 400 square-foot apartment...
But doesnt turning on the AC make the earth colder?? lol
Reply:Just like there has been no change to the climate from 1977, in 2037 there will not be any change at all.
The only thing that comes from alarmist is unnecessary panic and unnecessary actions that will cost much and do nothing or cost much and will cause harm.
Reply:Hey wiserbud. Do you answer these questions to try and prove your intelligence? Plate tectonics? Give me a break. Did you even read the question? He said nothing about the mountains crumbling let alone anything about the asthenosphere.
Dr. Jello - Why don't you listen to what the real scientists (NAS and AAAS) have to say about global climate change instead of pointing fingers? You should check you sources for credibility before you form a belief. Have you been reading articles published or funded by Exxon? Do you work for Exxon? Get real. Global warming is! Time for you to be too. Good question. Keep spreading the word and thank you.
We have to do something!! Stop idiling your car! Recycle! Reuse! Turn off unnecessary things that are using up precious electricity! Wear an extra layer instead of cranking up the heat! Have shorter showers. Walk to some places instead of driving or the next car you buy-try and get a power efficient one. Use better lightbulbs.
If we all work together we can all end global warming! Don't you want your childrens' childrens' childrens' children to enjoy the same breathtaking views, clear blue water and uncharted islands as we all do now?! Please do your part. If a 15 year old can, then so can you.
Global Warming: We all must do our part. Have you?
I walk or ride my mountain bike everywhere. Switched to high efficiency light bulbs.:)
Reply:So to save the mountains from crumbling, I must do my part.
Sorry, but stopping the powers of plate tectonics is a task beyond the powers of even myself.
Reply:Every day I drive to work,eat fast food and in general fart enough methane to pump up the planet a billionth of a degree, I am helping keep everyone nice and warm. I pay my taxes to keep everything going as is. Peace
Reply:I've got news for you. The UN Report, which you obviously haven't read, says GW is going to be around for hundreds of years no matter what we do or don't do. So if we all do these symbolic things you talk about, we will merely make ourselves miserable for nothing. Think about that when you see how much jet fuel and electricity is used in next years political conventions.
Reply:i use bicycles and do plantation 4 dat.
Reply:Global Warming Man made is a political Gimmick. It's fake I can't believe you actually believe in it. But global warming it self is real. Every 1500 years or so the earth warms up alot, it's natural.
But man Global warming is just a gimmick.That's weird how where I live it's been the coldest it's ever been.
Reply:I take the metro... last time ive been in a car was like 3 months ago.
My parents have begun switching to those white lightbulbs that last a long time...
The thing is, our household uses up TOO much electricity, I mean seriously, we have 4 computers, 3 air conditioners, 2 TVs for like a 400 square-foot apartment...
But doesnt turning on the AC make the earth colder?? lol
Reply:Just like there has been no change to the climate from 1977, in 2037 there will not be any change at all.
The only thing that comes from alarmist is unnecessary panic and unnecessary actions that will cost much and do nothing or cost much and will cause harm.
Reply:Hey wiserbud. Do you answer these questions to try and prove your intelligence? Plate tectonics? Give me a break. Did you even read the question? He said nothing about the mountains crumbling let alone anything about the asthenosphere.
Dr. Jello - Why don't you listen to what the real scientists (NAS and AAAS) have to say about global climate change instead of pointing fingers? You should check you sources for credibility before you form a belief. Have you been reading articles published or funded by Exxon? Do you work for Exxon? Get real. Global warming is! Time for you to be too. Good question. Keep spreading the word and thank you.
Can you answer all this?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Can you answer all this?
No
no
its just food called chickpea
because its just the name of the group
because thats what man called it
Sea world. seafood. Seafod comes from the sea
because its the english language
his hat
well some do, others just dont like the rain.
well because humn race is stupid
because it isnt
It is impossable
No
Yes it is weird
Because you change the pitch of your voice and not always, sing a low note.
They could of ate the last peice of gum
no, holy poo
the person who made that must be dumb, ok
Becuase it is a name
Just because they dont, its not a real island
The water will go bad, and if you dont use the bottle soon
it will let off poiseness gasses
No
Yes
No intensionally
In new zealand we dont, lots off different places do different things
because when you go down hill its fine at first then you speed up and go faster and faster then you crash
he has nothing else
they dont
it hasnt been proven
Depends what your taste buds are like
because it can strangle the baby at night and its the thing that ataches the baby to the mother
Yes, maybe, no
Chemestry i guess
Really it depends on what you choose, the owner of the pet
Science
No one will ever know
Because you arnt really born yet
its what the human body does
Hack is just a name and they call it sack because its in a sack
noone know! FRREEKKYY!
The english language
there is pepper in it
the english language
yes
the english language
there babys, its what they do
Because its not healthy
why dont they have calf muscels
they have to put different things in them to do different things
one player i guess
It still is kareoke
to attract the buyer
depends what the parents do
un solved question
no
the english language
i not a pastor
i dont know
becuase that is why they made it
Your voice box
because its a toy, not real!
they could
they could
no
depends if they want to or not
no
there isnt enough
lol, yes they can, as long as there naked
well, open somewhere else
no, its still a fly
no, but someone should make some
the english language
because thats the way it was spelt
they made the game that way and the rules fit with it
because it can make you sick
no?????!
why is enviromental so long
because of the rythm yes
its acartoon, anything is possible
because it the english language
i dont know
my parents dont, not everyone does, they just do
the english language
the brain just functions that way
good point, the english language
it has a lot of set of other things in it as well
the english language
i hate you! that took me 2 hours! now i have one for you wise guy
Why is it called a pair of pants when you when you only have one.
I better get best answer
Reply:This is a good example of why I don't do drugs anymore.
Reply:Nope
Reply:I could... but would I?
lol yeah right this is just stupid.
Reply:WOW!! A lot of food for thought. How about this one....
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax decrease save you $30?
or this one...
If there is oil made from corn (corn oil), oil made from olives (olive oil), etc, doesn't the idea of baby oil make you nervous?
Reply:No I can't.
Reply:depending on the situation, either
no. that would be mean.
brandnaming. supposedly more cute
It sounds better than :The Peoples dictator of China
It has to do with water consumption and reproduction rates
To benefit all customers
Kidnapped is a universal term for stealing people
Because they make everything not white black
He called the feather Macaroni
basic evolution states that we aviod any possible discomfort
It is the most common book, therefore, more easy to steal
Because it is unnecessary, and would look weird
physically impossible. The earth has a core that would melt any person going through it
That rarely happens, since the hole is so small
yes. very weird
Not true.
ate is the universal word for the chewing motion
no. its not. Thats silly
No, like you dont care what people think of you
Brandnaming
Alright, I dont have time for this
Reply:dude! this was the most hilarious thing i have ever read yet. were have u got all this stuff man
Reply:it's too long, wasting my time
Reply:you lost me about half way through, I just lost interest.
Reply:i really can think of a logical answer for most of these.
and by the way, when you ask, "can i ask you a question?" you did give much of a choice.
Reply:well, what came first? the chicken or the egg?
Reply:its too long
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Can you answer all this?
No
no
its just food called chickpea
because its just the name of the group
because thats what man called it
Sea world. seafood. Seafod comes from the sea
because its the english language
his hat
well some do, others just dont like the rain.
well because humn race is stupid
because it isnt
It is impossable
No
Yes it is weird
Because you change the pitch of your voice and not always, sing a low note.
They could of ate the last peice of gum
no, holy poo
the person who made that must be dumb, ok
Becuase it is a name
Just because they dont, its not a real island
The water will go bad, and if you dont use the bottle soon
it will let off poiseness gasses
No
Yes
No intensionally
In new zealand we dont, lots off different places do different things
because when you go down hill its fine at first then you speed up and go faster and faster then you crash
he has nothing else
they dont
it hasnt been proven
Depends what your taste buds are like
because it can strangle the baby at night and its the thing that ataches the baby to the mother
Yes, maybe, no
Chemestry i guess
Really it depends on what you choose, the owner of the pet
Science
No one will ever know
Because you arnt really born yet
its what the human body does
Hack is just a name and they call it sack because its in a sack
noone know! FRREEKKYY!
The english language
there is pepper in it
the english language
yes
the english language
there babys, its what they do
Because its not healthy
why dont they have calf muscels
they have to put different things in them to do different things
one player i guess
It still is kareoke
to attract the buyer
depends what the parents do
un solved question
no
the english language
i not a pastor
i dont know
becuase that is why they made it
Your voice box
because its a toy, not real!
they could
they could
no
depends if they want to or not
no
there isnt enough
lol, yes they can, as long as there naked
well, open somewhere else
no, its still a fly
no, but someone should make some
the english language
because thats the way it was spelt
they made the game that way and the rules fit with it
because it can make you sick
no?????!
why is enviromental so long
because of the rythm yes
its acartoon, anything is possible
because it the english language
i dont know
my parents dont, not everyone does, they just do
the english language
the brain just functions that way
good point, the english language
it has a lot of set of other things in it as well
the english language
i hate you! that took me 2 hours! now i have one for you wise guy
Why is it called a pair of pants when you when you only have one.
I better get best answer
Reply:This is a good example of why I don't do drugs anymore.
Reply:Nope
Reply:I could... but would I?
lol yeah right this is just stupid.
Reply:WOW!! A lot of food for thought. How about this one....
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax decrease save you $30?
or this one...
If there is oil made from corn (corn oil), oil made from olives (olive oil), etc, doesn't the idea of baby oil make you nervous?
Reply:No I can't.
Reply:depending on the situation, either
no. that would be mean.
brandnaming. supposedly more cute
It sounds better than :The Peoples dictator of China
It has to do with water consumption and reproduction rates
To benefit all customers
Kidnapped is a universal term for stealing people
Because they make everything not white black
He called the feather Macaroni
basic evolution states that we aviod any possible discomfort
It is the most common book, therefore, more easy to steal
Because it is unnecessary, and would look weird
physically impossible. The earth has a core that would melt any person going through it
That rarely happens, since the hole is so small
yes. very weird
Not true.
ate is the universal word for the chewing motion
no. its not. Thats silly
No, like you dont care what people think of you
Brandnaming
Alright, I dont have time for this
Reply:dude! this was the most hilarious thing i have ever read yet. were have u got all this stuff man
Reply:it's too long, wasting my time
Reply:you lost me about half way through, I just lost interest.
Reply:i really can think of a logical answer for most of these.
and by the way, when you ask, "can i ask you a question?" you did give much of a choice.
Reply:well, what came first? the chicken or the egg?
Reply:its too long
Wonder why we drugs? (marijuana; xanax)?
My Pursuit
I used to be low,
but now I'm high,
I believe I can fly,
in an unknown sky.
Feeling alive,
can't think to die,
Can't ask me why,
I would tell a lie.
I could not get by,
and still now I can't,
Dying from weeds,
sprouted from plant.
Was running from sin,
allowed it again,
Back in my soul,
the soul that can win.
Counterfeit Courage
Memory's faded,
anxiety's hatred,
causes the way that,
I've chosen to take it.
I take in no fear,
I fear not a clear,
vision of failure,
I feel that hope's here.
Success I see near,
is dear to my eye,
why do I stand,
when I have wings to fly.
I know why I'm low,
I see you as high,
High on the ground,
and not in the sky.
Wonder why we drugs? (marijuana; xanax)?
it's a good poem, you must have been feeling melancholy when you wrote this. lol. i like it, we all have been high almost touching the sky.
good job, i like it.
Reply:Expressive and brilliant!!! I can vividly feel the emotions and experience being put in these poems of yours...It's really great that for a moment i can't stop thinking of a bunch of xanax that i had and kept safely in my closet... ;-)
Teeth Pain
I used to be low,
but now I'm high,
I believe I can fly,
in an unknown sky.
Feeling alive,
can't think to die,
Can't ask me why,
I would tell a lie.
I could not get by,
and still now I can't,
Dying from weeds,
sprouted from plant.
Was running from sin,
allowed it again,
Back in my soul,
the soul that can win.
Counterfeit Courage
Memory's faded,
anxiety's hatred,
causes the way that,
I've chosen to take it.
I take in no fear,
I fear not a clear,
vision of failure,
I feel that hope's here.
Success I see near,
is dear to my eye,
why do I stand,
when I have wings to fly.
I know why I'm low,
I see you as high,
High on the ground,
and not in the sky.
Wonder why we drugs? (marijuana; xanax)?
it's a good poem, you must have been feeling melancholy when you wrote this. lol. i like it, we all have been high almost touching the sky.
good job, i like it.
Reply:Expressive and brilliant!!! I can vividly feel the emotions and experience being put in these poems of yours...It's really great that for a moment i can't stop thinking of a bunch of xanax that i had and kept safely in my closet... ;-)
Teeth Pain
Here is a verse I wrote about dreaming.. Whats your opinion?
Phantasea
As I plunder afloat upon the silky abyss,
I wonder what really lies beneath this thin sober air.
Ill just let drift in the weeds, sails flapping and clapping,
For that who really cares and the warm waves brush over my side.
Are you in there? Can I feel what your feeling?
Are you too flowing seemlessly through the sea of transience?
Dreams, are they of liquid light and distant depth?
Do you reside inside a sunfilled chasm?
The clear blue ocean can tear us apart..
A sudden sense of fickle trickles down my spine,
But i feel sunshine, I can taste the whispering wind,
The daisy meadows fresh greens seem to agree.
As the melting buttercups flutter and nod,
And swimming with honeycomb nectar we swirl,
And in tranquil dance in a coffee cup of creamed dreams,
We paint epic burls together that just seem wander along.
Here is a verse I wrote about dreaming.. Whats your opinion?
Hello Again
I really enjoyed reading this visual piece. It takes my mind to an Astral Dreaming state as it flows into different state's that dreams may do.
It is very colourful to which I loved and I could feel the different aspects eg. The warm waves.
The melting buttercups reminded me of a book I have started writing about a lost land beyond the Oak Tree.
It is a slightly different style to what I have read of yours so far.
I really enjoyed it. :)
9/10
Tricia
xox
Reply:O_O all i can say is...........wow.
Happy New Year 2K8!
Reply:Its brilliant, really very very good.
Reply:thats brilliant i thought it was more like being in heaven than experiencing a dream though
Reply:omg!...I love it..
so beutifully put and descriptive...
i soooo wanna be there with you dreaming on....
nice work....very nice!
Reply:Lovely, you must be a romantic person. Love reading poems , hope you keep them all in a safe place so that you can look back one day and reread them all. Someone might swipe [ steal] them, can i steal them:))
Reply:dammn it! that's good! you rock....
Reply:Beautiful, I would replace fickle with fear...beautiful...
Be Loved.
Reply:Very very nice, well done You!
Reply:Fantastic, it is lovely and very meaningfiul.
I love it!
Reply:wow you can help me with my poems...Brilliant BRAVO! lolz,
You should read mine some time lolz
peace
x
Reply:This is great... GOSH you are really talented... Thank you for the great verse .. Happy new year
Reply:omg i absolutely loved it, im apoet myself and this is honestly a piece i can look up to, its full of vivid imagery and theirs good use of other literary elements i love how nature was used to convey your message and the ending was perfect wow omg now im inspired to write lol yes continue writing like this i think its great it has meaning and depth i loved it!!
Reply:good, i like the questioning of if other people really exist and that
they well could be a figment of your imagination, and that you can never know if other people feel the same as you, your sensation of hot may well be theirs of cold, who knows?
yet we all seem to have the same attitude to things. maybe they all feel different but society has taught us how to feel about them.
yet so magical, we cannot help but think of a conspiracy because of our minds, why not just enjoy it!
I enjoy writig poetry also.
keep on with your poetic writing, it has potential to be published; yes, you should copyright it!
quite inspiring!
8/10
Reply:WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!... that is like so amazing!!!!!!!, you are so talented, if that was published i would definetly buy it!!!
As I plunder afloat upon the silky abyss,
I wonder what really lies beneath this thin sober air.
Ill just let drift in the weeds, sails flapping and clapping,
For that who really cares and the warm waves brush over my side.
Are you in there? Can I feel what your feeling?
Are you too flowing seemlessly through the sea of transience?
Dreams, are they of liquid light and distant depth?
Do you reside inside a sunfilled chasm?
The clear blue ocean can tear us apart..
A sudden sense of fickle trickles down my spine,
But i feel sunshine, I can taste the whispering wind,
The daisy meadows fresh greens seem to agree.
As the melting buttercups flutter and nod,
And swimming with honeycomb nectar we swirl,
And in tranquil dance in a coffee cup of creamed dreams,
We paint epic burls together that just seem wander along.
Here is a verse I wrote about dreaming.. Whats your opinion?
Hello Again
I really enjoyed reading this visual piece. It takes my mind to an Astral Dreaming state as it flows into different state's that dreams may do.
It is very colourful to which I loved and I could feel the different aspects eg. The warm waves.
The melting buttercups reminded me of a book I have started writing about a lost land beyond the Oak Tree.
It is a slightly different style to what I have read of yours so far.
I really enjoyed it. :)
9/10
Tricia
xox
Reply:O_O all i can say is...........wow.
Happy New Year 2K8!
Reply:Its brilliant, really very very good.
Reply:thats brilliant i thought it was more like being in heaven than experiencing a dream though
Reply:omg!...I love it..
so beutifully put and descriptive...
i soooo wanna be there with you dreaming on....
nice work....very nice!
Reply:Lovely, you must be a romantic person. Love reading poems , hope you keep them all in a safe place so that you can look back one day and reread them all. Someone might swipe [ steal] them, can i steal them:))
Reply:dammn it! that's good! you rock....
Reply:Beautiful, I would replace fickle with fear...beautiful...
Be Loved.
Reply:Very very nice, well done You!
Reply:Fantastic, it is lovely and very meaningfiul.
I love it!
Reply:wow you can help me with my poems...Brilliant BRAVO! lolz,
You should read mine some time lolz
peace
x
Reply:This is great... GOSH you are really talented... Thank you for the great verse .. Happy new year
Reply:omg i absolutely loved it, im apoet myself and this is honestly a piece i can look up to, its full of vivid imagery and theirs good use of other literary elements i love how nature was used to convey your message and the ending was perfect wow omg now im inspired to write lol yes continue writing like this i think its great it has meaning and depth i loved it!!
Reply:good, i like the questioning of if other people really exist and that
they well could be a figment of your imagination, and that you can never know if other people feel the same as you, your sensation of hot may well be theirs of cold, who knows?
yet we all seem to have the same attitude to things. maybe they all feel different but society has taught us how to feel about them.
yet so magical, we cannot help but think of a conspiracy because of our minds, why not just enjoy it!
I enjoy writig poetry also.
keep on with your poetic writing, it has potential to be published; yes, you should copyright it!
quite inspiring!
8/10
Reply:WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!... that is like so amazing!!!!!!!, you are so talented, if that was published i would definetly buy it!!!
Playground Footing - Gravel or Dirt beneath the structure - Sunray Premium Playground from CostCo?
I'm building a Sunray Premium Playground from CostCo. I have cleared out a 30' x 30' area as instructed and plan on putting down yard fabric to slow down grass and weed growth.
Is it better to have the playground sitting on the dirt or something like 5/8" Minus Crushed Aggregate? I'm concerned about the wood rotting where it is touching the dirt. I will also be adding 6" to 12" of mulch or something else soft in case of a fall.
Playground Footing - Gravel or Dirt beneath the structure - Sunray Premium Playground from CostCo?
How about just putting the agregate where the playset touches the ground? You could dig out a hole about a foot in diameter and a few inches deep, and then fill it with the agregate. This would provide the drainage to keep the wood from rotting, it would be less expensive and easier than putting agregate down in the whole area, and you don't have to worry about the kids falling on a bare agregate surface (if the mulch or whatever gets pushed out of the way in spots).
Reply:What I do for decks is to dig about 4 foot deep hole. Pour about 2 foot of dry quickcrete (I add to get my posts as close to the desired height as possible.) This will also help reduce settling! Then I set the posts and fill the hole with mixed quickcrete. This way the timber never comes in contact with dirt. (I still use treated posts!)
Is it better to have the playground sitting on the dirt or something like 5/8" Minus Crushed Aggregate? I'm concerned about the wood rotting where it is touching the dirt. I will also be adding 6" to 12" of mulch or something else soft in case of a fall.
Playground Footing - Gravel or Dirt beneath the structure - Sunray Premium Playground from CostCo?
How about just putting the agregate where the playset touches the ground? You could dig out a hole about a foot in diameter and a few inches deep, and then fill it with the agregate. This would provide the drainage to keep the wood from rotting, it would be less expensive and easier than putting agregate down in the whole area, and you don't have to worry about the kids falling on a bare agregate surface (if the mulch or whatever gets pushed out of the way in spots).
Reply:What I do for decks is to dig about 4 foot deep hole. Pour about 2 foot of dry quickcrete (I add to get my posts as close to the desired height as possible.) This will also help reduce settling! Then I set the posts and fill the hole with mixed quickcrete. This way the timber never comes in contact with dirt. (I still use treated posts!)
MEPs lie. What can and will happen to me?
I was told by 2 of my recruiters that while at MEPs I need to give as little information as possible. I asked my main recruiter about one and ONLY ONE situation I was in at high school. In my younger days i did some stupid stuff. I smoked weed about 3 times. never got caught. Drank alcohol 3 times. About 2 sips each time, and never got drunk. But one of those 3 times, I brought some to school. I sipped a little. And then gave the rest to a friend of mine. He got drunk. The teachers pulled him out of class for being drunk, and they came and got me. i was on camera giving the alcohol to this guy. I was sent to court. They gave 3 months probation. After the 3 months, they cleared my record. Also i was caught running a red light. Only ticket ever recieved. BUT. They caught me on a camera. They tracked the license plate #, and it was under my Moms name. So technically, she got the ticket right? Even thought I paid it. I never told them at MEPs. What should I do?On DEP. I leave 14April 2008.
MEPs lie. What can and will happen to me?
Well, you told us all the bad things you did but you did not tell us what MEPS asked and what you said. Hard to say.
Looks like some of your statements were clearly false. As such MEPs can reject your enlistment as fraudulent.
Reply:The ticket is nothing to worry about. If the job you will be doing requires a security clearance I would come clean. Just because your court record is clean doesn't mean that you record at school is. Remember that you are a quota to the recruiter. You can get a waiver for your indiscretion. The most import point is you trustworthiness.
Reply:Seriously, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. Everybody goes through this when they first enlist and go to MEPS. Recruiters often do lie, but then again so do a lot of people in the DEP program waiting to ship. Trust me, you will be fine, nothing will happen to you. Its not like these things are serious horrible crimes like murder or any felonies. I know you are probably worried, but I guarantee you will be fine. You will meet a lot of people who will have gotten in with much worse on their record. Don't sweat it.
Any other advice about BCT, AIT, etc. Please email me, love to answer anymore questions.
Reply:You could have told MEPs all of this and it would not have made a differance, I told MEPs that I smoked pot 4 times in High school. I know people who are in a worse position than you and are serving. If underage drinking kept people out of the military, we wouldn't have a military. And traffic violations don't mean ****.
MEPs lie. What can and will happen to me?
Well, you told us all the bad things you did but you did not tell us what MEPS asked and what you said. Hard to say.
Looks like some of your statements were clearly false. As such MEPs can reject your enlistment as fraudulent.
Reply:The ticket is nothing to worry about. If the job you will be doing requires a security clearance I would come clean. Just because your court record is clean doesn't mean that you record at school is. Remember that you are a quota to the recruiter. You can get a waiver for your indiscretion. The most import point is you trustworthiness.
Reply:Seriously, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. Everybody goes through this when they first enlist and go to MEPS. Recruiters often do lie, but then again so do a lot of people in the DEP program waiting to ship. Trust me, you will be fine, nothing will happen to you. Its not like these things are serious horrible crimes like murder or any felonies. I know you are probably worried, but I guarantee you will be fine. You will meet a lot of people who will have gotten in with much worse on their record. Don't sweat it.
Any other advice about BCT, AIT, etc. Please email me, love to answer anymore questions.
Reply:You could have told MEPs all of this and it would not have made a differance, I told MEPs that I smoked pot 4 times in High school. I know people who are in a worse position than you and are serving. If underage drinking kept people out of the military, we wouldn't have a military. And traffic violations don't mean ****.
Again some Help...10 easty points :)?
Ok.. I went to this site "creditboards.com" i heard that it is possible after soo long (yrs) I can dispute an acct w/ a collection agency, they have 30 days to validate the debt, if they fail to validate in that time frame, they have to remove them selves from my credit report...hence repairing my credit by "weeding the CA's"....but when it comes to the original creditor? what can i do? do i have to dispute w/ them tooo?.... cn ne one make this more clear for me as to challenging the CA's w/ the FDCPA laws? I'm tying to repair my credit. thanks
Again some Help...10 easty points :)?
That is correct that once you dispute an account the collection agency or creditor has 30-45 days to verify the information. Even if it is the original creditor you only have to dispute w/ the three credit reporting agencies. I went to look at a free credit report online and got the contact info from there and sent all three letters explaining that the account either needs to be removed or updated depending on your situation.
isotoner slippers
Again some Help...10 easty points :)?
That is correct that once you dispute an account the collection agency or creditor has 30-45 days to verify the information. Even if it is the original creditor you only have to dispute w/ the three credit reporting agencies. I went to look at a free credit report online and got the contact info from there and sent all three letters explaining that the account either needs to be removed or updated depending on your situation.
isotoner slippers
Did cannabis do this?! somebody help? :/?
About 4 weeks ago I smoked a spliff with some friends, had a sore throat for about 3 days after but that cleared up pretty soon. After that I developed a really bad cough which hasnt gone away despite 2 visits to the doctor.
I have tried antobiotics, pain killers, various cough medicines, and basically been LIVING off cough sweets. It's slowly gettin worse.
I now have an extremely bad cough, tight chest, bad cold, always seem to be cold even though i am covered in blankets, and i am constantly throwing up phlem. Im wonderin if this is at all linked with the weed??
It was the first time i smoked it in like 4-5 months, does this have any effect?? ive been to the doctors twice, he just gim
me more damn cough sweets the second time. I am always tired aswell despite sleeping nearly all the way through most days.
somebody help me out here?!!
and BEFORE YOU GO OFF ON ONE, I know im a stupid teenager that shouldnt have done it, i know its bad for you..
dont tell me what i know.
Did cannabis do this?! somebody help? :/?
doubtful. but it sounds like you may have bronchitis. when i get it, it lasts for a couple of months, and meds don't help.
Reply:It is highly unlikely that the actual weed caused your problem. What did was the sharing of the smoking apparatus. You got someones germs. Go to a different doc. You are sick. It's possible you are simply allergic to the funky weed. And yes, it is quite possible. If your doctor is not listening go to an emergency department.
Reply:It just sounds to me like you've got some virus or something. Maybe the friend you were cheefin' with was sick and you didnt know about it. I would say go to the doctor, tell him your symptoms, let him know that you have already seen a doctor on 2 previous occasions (obviously dont go back to the same one) and let have him run a battery of tests on you.
Reply:Go see a different doctor and get a 2nd opinion. Or, go to an urgent care facility...
Reply:dude honestly i think its something completely diferent u may want to check with u doctor just leave the weed part out its not connected so dont worry bout it just find out wats rong
Reply:What you're describing sounds like pneumonia or something like that. Smoking one time with regular cannabis isn't going to do that. What can happen is if the cannabis was tainted with something, it could have damaged your lungs. You need to have a chest x-ray to check your lungs for pneumonia. You can also get symptoms like that from exposure to mold, chemicals, etc. You might try and see a pulmonologist (a doctor who specializes in lungs). They will do a breathing test to check your lung capacity. They may have you get a CT scan if x-rays are normal, or they might even do a bronchoscopy if they can't find the cause of your serious cough. You definately have something going on that needs to get taken care of, and if your doctor is just giving you the same useless treatment, see a different doctor.
I have tried antobiotics, pain killers, various cough medicines, and basically been LIVING off cough sweets. It's slowly gettin worse.
I now have an extremely bad cough, tight chest, bad cold, always seem to be cold even though i am covered in blankets, and i am constantly throwing up phlem. Im wonderin if this is at all linked with the weed??
It was the first time i smoked it in like 4-5 months, does this have any effect?? ive been to the doctors twice, he just gim
me more damn cough sweets the second time. I am always tired aswell despite sleeping nearly all the way through most days.
somebody help me out here?!!
and BEFORE YOU GO OFF ON ONE, I know im a stupid teenager that shouldnt have done it, i know its bad for you..
dont tell me what i know.
Did cannabis do this?! somebody help? :/?
doubtful. but it sounds like you may have bronchitis. when i get it, it lasts for a couple of months, and meds don't help.
Reply:It is highly unlikely that the actual weed caused your problem. What did was the sharing of the smoking apparatus. You got someones germs. Go to a different doc. You are sick. It's possible you are simply allergic to the funky weed. And yes, it is quite possible. If your doctor is not listening go to an emergency department.
Reply:It just sounds to me like you've got some virus or something. Maybe the friend you were cheefin' with was sick and you didnt know about it. I would say go to the doctor, tell him your symptoms, let him know that you have already seen a doctor on 2 previous occasions (obviously dont go back to the same one) and let have him run a battery of tests on you.
Reply:Go see a different doctor and get a 2nd opinion. Or, go to an urgent care facility...
Reply:dude honestly i think its something completely diferent u may want to check with u doctor just leave the weed part out its not connected so dont worry bout it just find out wats rong
Reply:What you're describing sounds like pneumonia or something like that. Smoking one time with regular cannabis isn't going to do that. What can happen is if the cannabis was tainted with something, it could have damaged your lungs. You need to have a chest x-ray to check your lungs for pneumonia. You can also get symptoms like that from exposure to mold, chemicals, etc. You might try and see a pulmonologist (a doctor who specializes in lungs). They will do a breathing test to check your lung capacity. They may have you get a CT scan if x-rays are normal, or they might even do a bronchoscopy if they can't find the cause of your serious cough. You definately have something going on that needs to get taken care of, and if your doctor is just giving you the same useless treatment, see a different doctor.
If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
Can you cry under water?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?
You aren't a very smart one are you?
Reply:woahh
Reply:-no because the dead person doesnt really exactly count.
-yes you can cry underwater
-yes because he might tell the woman once he comes out of the woods
-yes because they can break their bones just as easily as people with hair
-a novel is a ficticious prose narrative of book length; a book is a written or printed work
-the opinion of "old" varies from person to person so it cant really be defined
-i dont think they would have to show it, because its just wasting power. they would still have to show it even if one person showed up for the movie
-the government owns everything below the crust, i believe
-i guess it would either be a pocket or a cold pocket...
-i have no clue
-glue doesnt stick to the inside because the inside is still wet.
i dont feel like answering anymore of these questions.........
shadow
Reply:yes
i think so
yes
yes
idk
about 60
i dont think so
i think so
no its still a hot pocket just not hot
some didnt evolve like us
no oxygen in there
Idk thats a good one
i dont think so
i dont know i was actually thinking about that yesterday
idk
she liked to rip people off
yet another good question
when a sponge gets old it becomes more round
same amount
lol no i dont think so
duck telling u to watch out chicken is teasing u
i doubt that they pay for it
i like to think so
that would be a good science experiment
i think so
good question
i already answered
i dont think they would serve them
No its an African Elephant in America
because it isnt ink
probably the patient because the "doctor died"
your rockin it to sleep
i dont know
she didnt
yes its thethat way retard people cant sue them
no
he has a machine breathing for him and talking for him
probably not
idk
thats a good question ask a deaf person
hes a very smart man
i didnt knowq ppl did that
good question
they like to test things out for themselves
idk
i guess it sounds cool
they want to make it sound bettter
a prince
red slymoblizes danger
IT requires think and there are two ppl competing to win
good quesition
maybe a prison for hermaphrodites
yes
idk
i dont think so ur body would reales the pee
they talk the way they think he sounded
well im bored there were some fun questions i wonder if anyone willl write more then me
Reply:the answer is.....because you don't have a life!
naw, just joking, but god damn, to much questions
Reply:that would take like 18 years to answer, but i read it all!! took me a while tho.... it was kinda funny
Reply:yes, yes no , no, no difference, ...the rest are simply too deep for me. though i contain infinite knowledge, i must summarize the rest with incredibly wise words: idk
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
NO
Can you cry under water?
YES
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
YES
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
YES
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
A NOVEL IS LONGER
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
70
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
NO
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
YES
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
YES
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
BECAUSE ONLY SOME OF US EVOLVED
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
WOA.WIERD.IDK
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
EXACTLY
Do penguins have knees?
NO
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
WHYS IT COMING ON
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? SO YOU DON'T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? SHE FOUND SPECIAL SEASHELS
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?FICTION
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? HES ADOPTED
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
YES
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
YES HAHA
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? THEY ARE NOT REFERRING TO DUCKS
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
NO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?YES
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?WHAT WOULD IT VACUUME
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? NO
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? IM GENEROUS
Can you cry underwater?YES YOU ARLEADY ASKEDM E
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?YES
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? YES
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?CUZ I SAID SO
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? BOTH
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO GO TO SLEEP
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy?WE WANNA FLIP
Isn't that the way we normally are?UPSIDE DOWN
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?SHE DIDNT THATS WHY SHE WAS GREEN
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?NO
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? FOR RETARDS
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?NOPE
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?HES DARTH VADER
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? YEAH JERK
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?NO THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? IMAGES
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?HE MADE WALT DISNEY
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I DONT KNOW
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? SOAP IS WHITE
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? WE CANT PROVE THAT THERE ARE THAT MANY STARS
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?THEY WERE THE LATE VERSION
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?FAST
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?SHUSH
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A ROYAL BUTTHOLE
Why are red buttons always the most important?
THEY ATTRACK ATTENTION
How is chess considered a sport? YOUR HANDS ARE WORKING OUT
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPITTING ANYTHING OUT
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE AND THE LIFE STYLE IT LEADS
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? NO
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
NO
Would you die if you didn't pee?
YES
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?HOW DO YOU KNOW
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.THERES A DIFF BETWEEN IMMATURE AND BEING A KID
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.EATS EGGS
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?GUESS NOT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?OH WELL
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
YES
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
URD
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them
ITS NOT A PROBLEM
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? THEIR NOT FRIED
Where do all the daylight savings hours go? TOMMORW
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?ASK GOD
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?NOTHING
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
DUHH
are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
I DO
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
HE DOESNT
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
IDK
Can you slam a revolving door?
YES
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
56
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
NOTHING
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
NO
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
ALRAEDY ASKED ME THIS
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands?
THATS FOR HIM TO KNOW
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
GET A CARD FOR YOURELF
Can you read a picture book?
YES YOU READI NTO THE PICS
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
YOU CANT SHAKE KETCHUP PACKETS
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? NOT AT SLEEPYS
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
YES
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
LOL
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
NO
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?YES
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
IDK
What shape is the sky?
NONE
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
NO
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
YES
f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
BLINKING
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
NO
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
IDKYES
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?YES
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?YES
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?YES
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??YES
Why do blacklights look purple?YES
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?YES
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?YES
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?YES
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?YES
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?YES
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?YES
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teache
Reply:1-99) either yes, no, or idk
i get 10 pionts i answered every one of them
Reply:Who would be stupid enough to do this....
anyways my answers are: yes, no, yes, and yes.
Hope im rite!
Reply:YES! ;)
Reply:I have one for you: If the police arrest a mime, do they give it the right to remain silent?
Reply:haha.. dont know what to tell you..but most of those the answer is obvious. either its called that cuz someone just thought it up and everybody went along with it.. for the building thing, or its a play on words with the cow giving spoiled milk if you pamper it, and the answer is obviously no. dont know what to tell you.. good luck to someone who actually wastes all the time to answer all those
Reply:No
Yes, crying is a feeling
Hell yea lol
No
a book can be any stack of pages…A novel is too long, and is most likely a story
A couple of days before ur death
Yes
In a way..lol but no
yes
I don’t believe in evolution :P
cuz it was made that way
U got a point there..they should change its name…dumb show anyway..lol go watch lost
yes
Dumb forieners started it…haha lol, russelle peters
They don’t care about u…they wana make sure they can save themselves first..lol
she was blonde.lol
fiction from a non-christian perspective, and vis versa for a christian
Dumb show..i didn’t even know that till now..lol
yes
haha lol…I don’t like milk anyways. So I guess yea
cuz duck has another meaning…to crouch
hell yea…ill make them pay.lol
I guess
AHHAHA%26gt;…..Yes leanrt from experience
no..i don’t believe in them
cuz stone cold said so
yes…I answered this above!!
Yes
yes,,in a way
cuz, it’s its like writing on ur hand…is ur hand blue?
Neither..he’d go out for a smoke
ignorance I guess
I guess
she didn’t
no ..im not bald and I never wore one when I worked
lol….just incase I guess
idk
he does?
yea so stand up
HAhaha lol
no..niether
Geniouses
hungrieness beats all
Cuz that’s the way it works
Huh?
idk
no
yea
I’d laugh if that happend
Red is a coulor that comes quick to the mind I guess
u use ur brain energy I guess
cuz drueling is an accident
the it prison
yea.lol
idk
No..ud pee anyways
cuz he likes them that way
ignorance..
he steals them from a chicken
no
fake marbels I gues
I have no clue…but ull melt on the way..lol
yes
fart on them
cuz its good with FRIED things
they burn in hell
Because after u cut ur hair it grows faster again and again
It dies
haha trick question I guess
who said that?
with sharp @ss nails
Cuz it will stink than
haha no
.1111111111 years old I guess
I will eat it
no
cuz
who said he was civilized
u kill the person who gave it to you
yea…pictures have meanings
I have no clue
yea….humtyday
Mermaids don’t exist
so true
ull see a reflection?
21
the world ends
that’s something with no shape I guess
proabably
haha…I guess people are
winking
yes
what is a chickpea? Good question
play on words I guess
because there prtty and their not
they do?
That’s my new word…adultnapped
they dont
yes
there dumb people I guess..lol I love rain..and ionly see that in movies. :P
cuz those are against the bible believes I guess
It should be
no…if there were u would lose breath and die on the way
yes
my teachers are cheaters,,lol
Cuz when ur happy ur lou
Cuz it entered the mouth lol
Yes…take a bite out of it and u might know the true beliefe.lol
cuz u do care…that’s why its…LIKE u don’t care
Pineapple is a word taken from both I guess
haha lol…so true
cuz it gets old
yea lol
no
cuz it makes them look good
stupid schools I guess
cuz downhells can get bad…and there also easy to go down
HE IS AN IDIOT….
Used in different ways
yes
no it doesn’t
Yes
Haha…yea I guess..poor kid tho
it’s the way they work I guess
those I don’t think will be considered pets
it can’t?
up.
cuz that’s 2 specific..although some people do
This q is soo dumb…it makes it easier to see…cuz u focus on a smaller place
I have no clue
none?
we don’t
Cuz the name sounds cool
200years
*Yes…but he would probably eat it
dumbness…
same I guess
cuz there so unhealthy I guess
idk
the chemicals I guess
1
yes
The wqay there soed..i guess
no
yes
no…unless ur really tall
its not..its a name showing love to one I guess
have a paster
I hate science
idk
cuz its natural to come on to you
hippos aren’t brown brown.
yes
no
yes
yes
no
huh?
too expensive..lloll
no
yes
its open in another place?
*AHAHa…its not called fly cuz it flys..or is it
cuz that’s disgusting
it isn’t?
cuz stone cold said so
cuz that’s what a monopoly is
cuz..it will taste even worse…sort of sour bitter I guess
yes
cuz it adapts to its meaning
I guess so
why are u bigger than ur doG?
cuz ur sitten or stangin…ur not doin anything new
cuz that’s what it is
cuz the radio. Doesn’t allow one to concentrate….i will start calling it a-door
first time I hear that word
cuz…its getting deaper in the darknes idk!
cuz, that makes it sound better
who knows
I agree it should be called a “built”
Their im done! :P
that was fn....now i wouldn't normally do this...but can i have BA...haha lol
pce
i like most of those q? my fav was
Reply:ummm...ummmm... 7 ate 9!!!
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? no
Can you cry under water? never tried
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? yes. men are always wrong
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? only in december
What's the difference between a novel and a book? novel is lnoger
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 89
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yea the movie workers watch it
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? no just to the 8th layer
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? no just a cold hot pocket
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? they arent
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? special material
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. they arent solved yet.
Do penguins have knees? no just floopy legs
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? beccause it sounds better
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? no you would be too sacred
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? she was doing it for charity
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? they dont carry the bible
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? he is rare
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?yes
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? because chickens are gross
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? no
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? they do.. but only the bad people
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? it does yes
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? no
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? because you are helping
Can you cry underwater? no
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yes they would
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? depends on your political stance
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? it does, but it is invisible
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the docotr
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? we secretly want our babbies to fall out
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? it feels good
Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? she never did
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? yes
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? they have to
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? they do yes
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? he has two mouths
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? no sit down
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? yes
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? hands
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? fun
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? prayer
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they hate color
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? they likepaint
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? they dont
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? no it wouldnt
Can you cry under water?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?
You aren't a very smart one are you?
Reply:woahh
Reply:-no because the dead person doesnt really exactly count.
-yes you can cry underwater
-yes because he might tell the woman once he comes out of the woods
-yes because they can break their bones just as easily as people with hair
-a novel is a ficticious prose narrative of book length; a book is a written or printed work
-the opinion of "old" varies from person to person so it cant really be defined
-i dont think they would have to show it, because its just wasting power. they would still have to show it even if one person showed up for the movie
-the government owns everything below the crust, i believe
-i guess it would either be a pocket or a cold pocket...
-i have no clue
-glue doesnt stick to the inside because the inside is still wet.
i dont feel like answering anymore of these questions.........
shadow
Reply:yes
i think so
yes
yes
idk
about 60
i dont think so
i think so
no its still a hot pocket just not hot
some didnt evolve like us
no oxygen in there
Idk thats a good one
i dont think so
i dont know i was actually thinking about that yesterday
idk
she liked to rip people off
yet another good question
when a sponge gets old it becomes more round
same amount
lol no i dont think so
duck telling u to watch out chicken is teasing u
i doubt that they pay for it
i like to think so
that would be a good science experiment
i think so
good question
i already answered
i dont think they would serve them
No its an African Elephant in America
because it isnt ink
probably the patient because the "doctor died"
your rockin it to sleep
i dont know
she didnt
yes its thethat way retard people cant sue them
no
he has a machine breathing for him and talking for him
probably not
idk
thats a good question ask a deaf person
hes a very smart man
i didnt knowq ppl did that
good question
they like to test things out for themselves
idk
i guess it sounds cool
they want to make it sound bettter
a prince
red slymoblizes danger
IT requires think and there are two ppl competing to win
good quesition
maybe a prison for hermaphrodites
yes
idk
i dont think so ur body would reales the pee
they talk the way they think he sounded
well im bored there were some fun questions i wonder if anyone willl write more then me
Reply:the answer is.....because you don't have a life!
naw, just joking, but god damn, to much questions
Reply:that would take like 18 years to answer, but i read it all!! took me a while tho.... it was kinda funny
Reply:yes, yes no , no, no difference, ...the rest are simply too deep for me. though i contain infinite knowledge, i must summarize the rest with incredibly wise words: idk
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
NO
Can you cry under water?
YES
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
YES
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
YES
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
A NOVEL IS LONGER
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
70
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
NO
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
YES
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
YES
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
BECAUSE ONLY SOME OF US EVOLVED
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
WOA.WIERD.IDK
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
EXACTLY
Do penguins have knees?
NO
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
WHYS IT COMING ON
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? SO YOU DON'T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? SHE FOUND SPECIAL SEASHELS
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?FICTION
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? HES ADOPTED
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
YES
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
YES HAHA
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? THEY ARE NOT REFERRING TO DUCKS
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
NO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?YES
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?WHAT WOULD IT VACUUME
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? NO
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? IM GENEROUS
Can you cry underwater?YES YOU ARLEADY ASKEDM E
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?YES
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? YES
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?CUZ I SAID SO
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? BOTH
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO GO TO SLEEP
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy?WE WANNA FLIP
Isn't that the way we normally are?UPSIDE DOWN
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?SHE DIDNT THATS WHY SHE WAS GREEN
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?NO
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? FOR RETARDS
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?NOPE
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?HES DARTH VADER
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? YEAH JERK
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?NO THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? IMAGES
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?HE MADE WALT DISNEY
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I DONT KNOW
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? SOAP IS WHITE
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? WE CANT PROVE THAT THERE ARE THAT MANY STARS
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?THEY WERE THE LATE VERSION
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?FAST
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?SHUSH
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A ROYAL BUTTHOLE
Why are red buttons always the most important?
THEY ATTRACK ATTENTION
How is chess considered a sport? YOUR HANDS ARE WORKING OUT
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPITTING ANYTHING OUT
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE AND THE LIFE STYLE IT LEADS
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? NO
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
NO
Would you die if you didn't pee?
YES
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?HOW DO YOU KNOW
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.THERES A DIFF BETWEEN IMMATURE AND BEING A KID
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.EATS EGGS
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?GUESS NOT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?OH WELL
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
YES
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
URD
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them
ITS NOT A PROBLEM
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? THEIR NOT FRIED
Where do all the daylight savings hours go? TOMMORW
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?ASK GOD
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?NOTHING
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
DUHH
are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
I DO
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
HE DOESNT
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
IDK
Can you slam a revolving door?
YES
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
56
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
NOTHING
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
NO
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
ALRAEDY ASKED ME THIS
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands?
THATS FOR HIM TO KNOW
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
GET A CARD FOR YOURELF
Can you read a picture book?
YES YOU READI NTO THE PICS
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
YOU CANT SHAKE KETCHUP PACKETS
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? NOT AT SLEEPYS
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
YES
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
LOL
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
NO
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?YES
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
IDK
What shape is the sky?
NONE
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
NO
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
YES
f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
BLINKING
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
NO
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
IDKYES
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?YES
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?YES
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?YES
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??YES
Why do blacklights look purple?YES
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?YES
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?YES
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?YES
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?YES
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?YES
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?YES
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teache
Reply:1-99) either yes, no, or idk
i get 10 pionts i answered every one of them
Reply:Who would be stupid enough to do this....
anyways my answers are: yes, no, yes, and yes.
Hope im rite!
Reply:YES! ;)
Reply:I have one for you: If the police arrest a mime, do they give it the right to remain silent?
Reply:haha.. dont know what to tell you..but most of those the answer is obvious. either its called that cuz someone just thought it up and everybody went along with it.. for the building thing, or its a play on words with the cow giving spoiled milk if you pamper it, and the answer is obviously no. dont know what to tell you.. good luck to someone who actually wastes all the time to answer all those
Reply:No
Yes, crying is a feeling
Hell yea lol
No
a book can be any stack of pages…A novel is too long, and is most likely a story
A couple of days before ur death
Yes
In a way..lol but no
yes
I don’t believe in evolution :P
cuz it was made that way
U got a point there..they should change its name…dumb show anyway..lol go watch lost
yes
Dumb forieners started it…haha lol, russelle peters
They don’t care about u…they wana make sure they can save themselves first..lol
she was blonde.lol
fiction from a non-christian perspective, and vis versa for a christian
Dumb show..i didn’t even know that till now..lol
yes
haha lol…I don’t like milk anyways. So I guess yea
cuz duck has another meaning…to crouch
hell yea…ill make them pay.lol
I guess
AHHAHA%26gt;…..Yes leanrt from experience
no..i don’t believe in them
cuz stone cold said so
yes…I answered this above!!
Yes
yes,,in a way
cuz, it’s its like writing on ur hand…is ur hand blue?
Neither..he’d go out for a smoke
ignorance I guess
I guess
she didn’t
no ..im not bald and I never wore one when I worked
lol….just incase I guess
idk
he does?
yea so stand up
HAhaha lol
no..niether
Geniouses
hungrieness beats all
Cuz that’s the way it works
Huh?
idk
no
yea
I’d laugh if that happend
Red is a coulor that comes quick to the mind I guess
u use ur brain energy I guess
cuz drueling is an accident
the it prison
yea.lol
idk
No..ud pee anyways
cuz he likes them that way
ignorance..
he steals them from a chicken
no
fake marbels I gues
I have no clue…but ull melt on the way..lol
yes
fart on them
cuz its good with FRIED things
they burn in hell
Because after u cut ur hair it grows faster again and again
It dies
haha trick question I guess
who said that?
with sharp @ss nails
Cuz it will stink than
haha no
.1111111111 years old I guess
I will eat it
no
cuz
who said he was civilized
u kill the person who gave it to you
yea…pictures have meanings
I have no clue
yea….humtyday
Mermaids don’t exist
so true
ull see a reflection?
21
the world ends
that’s something with no shape I guess
proabably
haha…I guess people are
winking
yes
what is a chickpea? Good question
play on words I guess
because there prtty and their not
they do?
That’s my new word…adultnapped
they dont
yes
there dumb people I guess..lol I love rain..and ionly see that in movies. :P
cuz those are against the bible believes I guess
It should be
no…if there were u would lose breath and die on the way
yes
my teachers are cheaters,,lol
Cuz when ur happy ur lou
Cuz it entered the mouth lol
Yes…take a bite out of it and u might know the true beliefe.lol
cuz u do care…that’s why its…LIKE u don’t care
Pineapple is a word taken from both I guess
haha lol…so true
cuz it gets old
yea lol
no
cuz it makes them look good
stupid schools I guess
cuz downhells can get bad…and there also easy to go down
HE IS AN IDIOT….
Used in different ways
yes
no it doesn’t
Yes
Haha…yea I guess..poor kid tho
it’s the way they work I guess
those I don’t think will be considered pets
it can’t?
up.
cuz that’s 2 specific..although some people do
This q is soo dumb…it makes it easier to see…cuz u focus on a smaller place
I have no clue
none?
we don’t
Cuz the name sounds cool
200years
*Yes…but he would probably eat it
dumbness…
same I guess
cuz there so unhealthy I guess
idk
the chemicals I guess
1
yes
The wqay there soed..i guess
no
yes
no…unless ur really tall
its not..its a name showing love to one I guess
have a paster
I hate science
idk
cuz its natural to come on to you
hippos aren’t brown brown.
yes
no
yes
yes
no
huh?
too expensive..lloll
no
yes
its open in another place?
*AHAHa…its not called fly cuz it flys..or is it
cuz that’s disgusting
it isn’t?
cuz stone cold said so
cuz that’s what a monopoly is
cuz..it will taste even worse…sort of sour bitter I guess
yes
cuz it adapts to its meaning
I guess so
why are u bigger than ur doG?
cuz ur sitten or stangin…ur not doin anything new
cuz that’s what it is
cuz the radio. Doesn’t allow one to concentrate….i will start calling it a-door
first time I hear that word
cuz…its getting deaper in the darknes idk!
cuz, that makes it sound better
who knows
I agree it should be called a “built”
Their im done! :P
that was fn....now i wouldn't normally do this...but can i have BA...haha lol
pce
i like most of those q? my fav was
Reply:ummm...ummmm... 7 ate 9!!!
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? no
Can you cry under water? never tried
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? yes. men are always wrong
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? only in december
What's the difference between a novel and a book? novel is lnoger
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 89
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yea the movie workers watch it
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? no just to the 8th layer
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? no just a cold hot pocket
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? they arent
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? special material
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. they arent solved yet.
Do penguins have knees? no just floopy legs
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? beccause it sounds better
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? no you would be too sacred
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? she was doing it for charity
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? they dont carry the bible
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? he is rare
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?yes
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? because chickens are gross
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? no
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? they do.. but only the bad people
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? it does yes
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? no
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? because you are helping
Can you cry underwater? no
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yes they would
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? depends on your political stance
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? it does, but it is invisible
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the docotr
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? we secretly want our babbies to fall out
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? it feels good
Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? she never did
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? yes
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? they have to
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? they do yes
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? he has two mouths
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? no sit down
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? yes
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? hands
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? fun
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? prayer
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they hate color
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? they likepaint
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? they dont
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? no it wouldnt
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