Things stoned!?

Introduction:

Anyone who wants the myspace of this person who did this tell me, that way we will know of his true genius is elligible for an internet legend. Right as of now he is stoned a few moments back recorded some of his answers he just did on a yahoo answers account with the questions attached to them to make them readable. Keep in mind this person is the most stoned he has ever been in his life. Is it worthy:









Logging question and answer database:









Q:

I hate my sister?

I hate my sister?

Im sick and tired of my little sister! She is 9 years old and she is worse then a devil! She is a little brat always bugging me and disrespecting me! Im around 6 years odler then her and i do think i deserve the respect that i deserve... She speaks with me as if im garbage, she thinks she is right and im wrong, she never listens to me.. I get jealous when the sister's of my other friends listen to them and my sister doesnt listen to me... She makes me faces and says means words in front of other people! I hate her! She doesnt have an ounce of respect for me and doesn give me an presence! I have forgaved her before and before because i always thought she was my lil sis and i should give her another chance (although she never ever apologized) but now im done and im done and she is not my sister for the rest of my life!

Do you think there is a way i can solve this problem? Im tired, sad, and depressed, i miss her, she used to be such a nice person but she changed..what shall I do?



A:

kill that ***** omg girlz that is like so not radtaculer!









Q:

He left me for his ex, then tells me that I look cute.?

and he still asks me to hang out, but I turned him down. I know he's not worth my time. But how do I deal with this? Ignore him, or what?



A:

Am I C3te? Would you fak me? Omg I don't know fabulous taboulas!









Q:

I like this guy and he likes me but we are both to shy to do anything.What should I do?



A:

I like to pretend I like a girl thats why I don't approach him









Q:

Enrique has a reputation for hurting girls, he is a senior and I am just a freshman. This year he turned his attention on me, stuff started to happen with us. We could never be in a relationship because of all the drama that would ensue. But I'm 90% sure he has other things going on with girls. He also has a reputation for being able to manipulate girls to do anything for and with him. I try to watch out for when he is bsing me, but sometime when we are together in person, I just fall for him. I hate his ability to make me want him so badly, and I control myself but it is soo hard. Especially when he is all over me emotionally and physically. I want to believe everything he says, but I know girls that have and they have been hurt so badly. He is really smart, in the top ten ppl of his class, but he also is into a lot of bad things.. drugs, sex etc. I hate that I love him.. I just don't know how to get out of his web, it's addictive. What should I do?



A:

Dude Im watching this reallyy awesome porn right now, not even watching it but its in my tab and I occasionally look back to see what is happening, I am about to cream myself out of sheer delight from this porn but I want to see more!









Random Statement:

Omg you are like my dream guy come **** me romeo!









Q:

I've liked this boy for 2 years and he is just so dreamy. Now I always smile when i see him and sometimes he just tries to avoid me by "rubbing his eye" or talking to his buddies. He always puts his arm around other girls to make me jealous. HELPP i love jesus!!!!



A:

I love to stalk men! We should be best friends because we both do!









Q:

Help..........please. 10 points to best?

okay i over analyze anything and i cant help it so here it goes.

Opinions please. No sarcastic remarks please =)

i commented a guy i like and was like "Gosh your number 6 is so hot"(im his number six on his top friends)

and he commented me back and was like "aaaaaa shes okkk!"

so i said"haha whatever you know shes adorable. Any guy that she likes is LUCKY"

and he said "well than i guess theres some real lucky guy out ther some where."

okay well i know he thinks im hott because we were kinda seeing eachother for awhile but things have slowed down a little.



A:

You are Ugly, I looked in your picture and visualized your soul on top of your body astro-projecting.









Q:

What are the difference between boys and girls ?

Explain the differences frankly and freely.

Its about their nature and thinking not any other thing



A:

The difference between them is I put my penis in her vagina and I **** them so hard they scream like the worthless pigs they are!









Q:

Why did he act like this?

There is a guy that I used to talk to on MSN and on facebook. I had a class with him but didn't talk to him much then, only when the semester was done did we talk more. He used to say really weird things (I was in a relationship at the time and he was single) about how I should help him find a gf and tell me what he was looking for in a girl and they would match me. He would also joke about breaking me and my bf up by writing racy things on my wall. He eventually told me about this crush he had and they ended up dating. We stopped talking eventually but we still saw each other on campus and would say hi/chat. Recently, when I did see him, he would avert his gaze and pretend not to see me or wouldn't say hi to me at all if I was with friends but would watch me and smile. My friends noticed this and thought it odd that a stranger would do that, but I told them that I knew him and they wondered why he didn't say hi.

So what is his problem, why the behaviour change?



A:

The reason he does this is because you are eating them common eggrolls your people eat and your breath smells bad!





Q:

Do you think she might be interested in me?

There is this girl ive know for a month or 2, she flirts with a lot of guys (which i think is normal) but for instance she rides my bus and usually sets with me, we tease and poke and also wrestle (which i never see her do with any other guy) with each other untill we get off the buss (same stop) but when another guy tries to poke or what ever interrupting our wrestling match our she gets mad at them but not me, she told me i was different and it was ok (or something to that nature) when i asked if i was bothering too, but do you think were just close friends or do you think she might be interested

oh yea, ive always heard the when someone finds you attractive or what ever their pupils dilate ive never noticed with but im usually not paying attention, so i dont know that means anything or not

i dont know if this would be a hint or not but she told me something at a distance and i said i couldnt her she repeated 3x before i heard her then she said i love you which was easer to hear so i reply the same, she said "what you actually heard that" waited then commented on how i she could confess her love to me and i would be completely oblivious, later she brought is up again

this *** (not "is")



A:

HELLLLOOOO!!!

The doctor is in the house everybody!

I would say you should wear pajama pants one day and when you are wrestling accidentaly get an erection and plop your dick out of your pants and have it hit her in the face!

The doctor out!









Q:

What are some fun and creative things to do for a wedding anniversary that do not include going out to dinner? It's my 3 year anniversary and we have gone to dinner each time for the first two. Need to change it up. Thanks.



A:

What me and my family did to spice up our next anniversary is the Wife Swap thing where my wife has sex with her husband and vice versa, it was a very fun thing to do!









Q:

Girls, Does size matter?

lol, first off im very confidend so dont get the wrong idea. but theres so much speculation that i would like for some wemon to clear this up, ive heard so many things. does it or not, whats more important length or width? also im a muscular guy good build but i have a soft belly but it doesnt protrude, do girls really care for a guy who has abs persay?



A:

HAHAHA Makayla your a fat hoe huh?









Q:

Online status... worry or not to worry??

My fiance has an online profile that says he in a great committed relationship. I went on today and went into the singles area and quess who I found!! MY FIANCE....I also looked at other things on his page, he's sending friend requests to other girls saying "wow ur beautiful" or "d-a-m-n"..... Should I be worried I know he loves me and wouldn't cheat, but when I saw these things I felt in a sense betrayed. I confronted him, he got a little upset and said he didn't know how to change it. So after 5 minutes of not saying anything he deleted the whole account. So now I am somewhat worried should I be?? I mean the thing said he was single and looking for females 18-30, and it looked like he had just put it up there too....HELP



A:

This is the most genuine pity tale my friend. I have been a pirate for many years and have possessed this poor stoned boys body to give current day people my love advice, ghost weed I call it.

Anyways, he is sexually displeased with you or you are ugly, may ye have a pig tail, she has a pigs tail we say. But another thing it could be is he needs you for something still but will leave you when he gets it, be cautious and look out for the unexpected. The next thing you should consider if he plays any online video games or is in a pirate or internet guild. Maybe he is trying to convince his online friends with the affiliations of his wife to fit in, its like there second pretend advice.

There is more, but you must look in your inner-self to find me again, the ghost weeds ME effect is wearing off.....I am now in your conscious, you have met your destiny, at last.

My name my child, it Sgt. General Cortez of the Spanish Navy.









Real adivice Session:

Telling a girl you trust her and she can trust you is the best way into her pants.



Manipulation is an easy skill to achieve great things with.

Things stoned!?
Thanks for wasting my time