What do ya think?

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

%26gt;First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge

%26gt;fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it

%26gt;to death with a spade.

%26gt;Realising his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes of the fish by

%26gt;feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

%26gt;Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is

%26gt;attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two

%26gt;chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the

%26gt;lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the

%26gt;corpses into the lion enclosure.

%26gt;He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South

%26gt;American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He

%26gt;grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to

%26gt;do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything.

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%26gt;Read on if you have to but you may regret this.....................

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%26gt;Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.

%26gt;He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here??

%26gt;The lion says "Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with

%26gt;mushy bees."

What do ya think?
I'm sitting here with ma 11 year old laughing our asses off Cheer's
Reply:Yep, love it, one of my favourite meals too.
Reply:oh my cod
Reply:lol.
Reply:stupid, cruel, not funny
Reply:plus a dash of mink sauce....
Reply:Great joke there!
Reply:That wasn't funny at all.That was gross.
Reply:LOL!

..that was cute
Reply:Jolly good.
Reply:ha ha thats great, i needed a laugh!



thanx : )
Reply:OML! that was kinda funny but really sick!
Reply:I don't get it
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:i dont really get it
Reply:Your joke = X-tremely lame
Reply:lol oh i liked it! good but bad!
Reply:Ha ha ha......good one !!
Reply:i dont get it
Reply:HEY THATS NOT VERY GOOD.........
Reply:ha.......ha. erm...its not very good.

sorry!
Reply:good one,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................
Reply:ha! brilliant!i would fire the man though!